LOL...i always tell her the truth about $TSLA...i may be a fool in the short term....but i will be a genius in the long run....Proven time and time again ....At least i will be right about one thingNo. You're better buying at this price now than this price after a 3:1 split.
Tell your spouse the truth. If she calls you dumb, feel free to remind her of that in a year when the price is higher. Of course, you'll still be wrong for reasons, but that is life.