I'm feeling petty today since TSLA's valuation is still a joke.
So I take a lot of joy in both Mary's and Cadillac's twitter posts getting a laughable number of "likes". Cadillac barely got 100 likes....not 100k likes.....100 likes. Mary can't even break the 50 likes barrier.
Hey GM! No one gives a damn about your cars
Tesla does spectacular light show using only their cars.
GM VP of Corporate Imaging: We should do a Lyric light show.
GM VP of Promotional Production Budgets: I think that's a good idea, but funding is a little tight.
GM VP of Corporate Imaging: I'm sure it won't cost much, I want it to be a good reflection of how people think of GM, Cadillac and the Lyric itself.
GM VP of Promotional Production Budgets: I see, so you're saying you want a really lame light show?
GM VP of Corporate Imaging: Yes, exactly! Well, I would use a different word, but Tesla just takes the whole "pizazz" thing over the top, if you know what I mean. I want a more subdued light show, one that can be appreciated by older folks with good taste. I want it to say, "Yeah, Tesla might be louder, flashier and more exciting, but the Lyric is calming, mature and more subdued.
GM VP of Promotional Production Budgets: Well, the Tesla light show was quite the production, it probably took 6 months and close to a million dollars. GM VP of Corporate Imaging: Yup, but I don't want anything that extensive, it's got to be...,how did you put it? Oh, yes, lame. I was thinking we could make a lame light show happen for $4-$500,000.
GM VP of Promotional Budgets: Sounds good. I'll pass this through legal and get back to you in three weeks. They'll want to make sure it doesn't infringe on the concept of the Tesla light show too much.
GM VP of Corporate Imaging: OK, just make sure to emphasize it will have nothing to do with Tesla or the Tesla light show, it will be really lame and a perfect reflection our own corporate values.
GM VP of Promotional Budgets: Sounds good Boss!