Artful Dodger
"Neko no me"
Fun Fact: It feels good just to know I bought the majority of my TSLA shares for between $17 and $21 per share.
Cheers to the Longs!
Cheers to the Longs!
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If everyone with shares (or even if you have no shares) could give me $.29, for each of their shares, that would make the math even easier.If everyone with shares could give me $0.02 from each of their shares, that would make the math easier.
I’m willing to take this for the team. That’s just who I am.
As long as he puts the cover letter on the TPS report for each individual share given.You've watched Office Space too many times.
Uh, noNow that's interesting. Satellite capability in mobile phones would perform better than cel towers if it utilized Starlink, no more need for tower coverage …
Or Superman 3.You've watched Office Space too many times.
…and FWIW, like last time, CIBC won’t have the extra share posted tomorrow:I'm sure tomorrow we will see the benefit of the split.
All those poor retail investors who had to sit on the sidelines (because they could not affor to pay $890) will rush into the shop to buy their 1 affordable share of TSLA!
It will be glorious...
/s
Can somebody let Wallstreet know?
Saw wsb using inverse cramer etf effectively. One person doubled his money the past month.
I don't think all of us know that Elon's behavior is the reason for Q2's QoQ drop from Q1. It may have been a factor, but it is by my math at least 6x less influential than the collapse of the overall stock market which seems to have been triggered primarily by the ramifications of the war in Ukraine, by interest rate increases, and by the terrible natural disasters we've had this year. All the following numbers use pre-split TSLA prices.Doesn't really work that way. There's been genuine buying volume throughout the 600's, 700's, 800's, and 900's. It's just Elon torpedo's the stock consistently. You also seem to ignore that despite all of us knowing the reason for Q2's QoQ drop from Q1, we all knew Wall St was going to use that an excuse to create a narrative of a "peak" in growth %, margins, earnings growth %, etc......like we all knew they would do that. And it still wouldn't have matter that much because the stock was trending back to 1,000 before Elon dumped more shares.
We're simply stuck in a waiting game for Tesla's TTM P/E and Foward P/E to come down enough that institutional investors will jump in despite the Elon factor. The wild card is the credit rating that could come at any time, but I think we can all agree Moody's/S&P are going to drag it out as long as possible. Probably won't do it until after Q4's earnings.
Ant logic deems this the best news he has heard in a good while because this might be the reason there was no run-up of the stock just before the split. If the last split caused the shorts to feel a ton of pain then they might have decided to switch to this game plan. And that means the naked short covering will start tomorrow for some of the MM's tomorrow. We will see. A two day firework show? You can take this as solid financial advice...from an ant.
They always have. That's why those of us who are experienced in these matters ( i.e., lost a lot of money ), advise against such moves.Maybe most everyone here—except @Krugerrand , @AudubonB, me, and a few others—tried to get clever and sold shares and bought options leading up to the split.
The Streeters said “Whoa, never mind the shorting, let’s take that money!"
/joking, well at least half
As far as I can tell, the Street makes money now mainly by confounding the short term expectations of Retail.
The brokers are already anticipating the need for naked short sellers to buy the split shares in order to belatedly deliver to the rightful owner of the stock. They got away with it the first time. Why not again? Nobody's going to do or say anything.
Haha, the reddit comments in this thread:Some full-on Farzyness for you:
Tesla Stock POST SPLIT Price Targets Thru 2035 - Bear, Base, Bull #TSLA | Farzad Mesbahi
Cheers to the Longs!
A solar panel will produce over 5x the electricity in southern Spain during Dec/Jan as one in Berlin.
Au contraire, I was bloody brilliantly clever. I continued to hold my shares and by sunup tomorrow I’ll have 3xs more! Most of those shares will have a cost basis of just over $2. Mwhahahahaha!Maybe most everyone here—except @Krugerrand , @AudubonB, me, and a few others—tried to get clever and sold shares and bought options leading up to the split.
The Streeters said “Whoa, never mind the shorting, let’s take that money!"
/joking, well at least half
As far as I can tell, the Street makes money now mainly by confounding the short term expectations of Retail.
what? you’ve never watched The Sopranos?A general economic indicator I'd never considered, the garbage business is still booming, no sign of recession there.
America’s trash flow isn't signaling a recession, CEO explains
Republic Services CEO does not see a recession in America's trash.finance.yahoo.com