Well, I joined the club this afternoon, but with a bit of a twist. Here's what happened:
As I accelerated briskly to enter the freeway after work, there was a very loud "bang" (almost felt like I was rear-ended) followed by a flurry of messages and loss of power. I coasted over to the side of the freeway on-ramp and sat there. I got messages like "Loss of Power - Pull Over Safely", "Contact Tesla Service", "12 Volt Battery Low" and so forth. I could shift the car into Drive or Reverse according to the dash, but there was no power when I pressed the pedal. I also lost heat which wasn't fun at 10 F. Also of note, the Air Suspension warning light came on, and my outside temp display went to "---" for some reason. At this point, the dash and 17" were still on, and Slacker was still playing.
So, I figured I knew what this was and called roadside assistance. They had me try re-booting (to no avail) and so said they would arrange towing and call me back. As I sat there, I figured I'd put the car in Neutral since the 12v was likely to give up the ghost at some point. Eventually, everything shut down and tapping the brake pedal would do nothing.
Here's where it gets interesting. After 30 to 45 minutes Tesla Service called back and said it was going to be at least 2 hours for the tow truck to arrive. I was already freezing cold. The rep asked if I wanted to try to start the car again, so I tapped the brake and nothing. As we spoke, I could hear clicking and banging from under the car and suddenly the dash lit up and said something about systems re-starting. Eventually the 17" came to life and the heater came back on! I put the car in Drive and had power! The rep suggested that I try and make my way to the Service Center and so I did, being extremely gentle on the accelerator.
When I arrived at the SC, they pulled up my car's details on their screen (it connects as soon as you get near the SC) and said they weren't seeing any error codes. They were doubtful that it was the HV contactors in the battery because they said when they fail, they fail for good. It sure seemed to me like I lost high voltage.
Anyway, I have a loaner and they'll let me know tomorrow what they find.