Pretty efficient global warming solution. Use fossil fuels to power outdoor air conditioning!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/grap...imate-change-qatar-air-conditioning-outdoors/
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Pretty efficient global warming solution. Use fossil fuels to power outdoor air conditioning!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/grap...imate-change-qatar-air-conditioning-outdoors/
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This joke-solution is not as dumb as it sounds first. If they built a space-elevator (powered by clean renewable energy) to lift big containers of water from the ocean high enough to freeze than bring it back down using heat-shield on re-entry, it could almost work...
Something something first/second law of thermodynamics something...
The solar panels to power this space elevator might be large enough to help cool the planet from the shading. Everything else about the idea violates thermodynamics.
Something something first/second law of thermodynamics something...
This is so OT, it's all gonna get moved to "Stupid ways to cool the outdoors".Something something first/second law of thermodynamics something...
As I read it, this does not violate any thermo laws.
It is displaced radiant cooling. Would be simpler to pump a liquid to space into black radiators to cool and then back down. Technically, the colder water is more dense so with a large pipe, you would get free therm buoyant pumping. Similar to the Alaskan pipeline and its ammonia based permafrost refrigeration system. That gets you the efficiency of the phase change.
(original idea would not need heat shield since the down weight would cancel the upweight)
Probably .This is so OT, it's all gonna get moved to "Stupid ways to cool the outdoors".
For radiant cooling, you need something on the outside to radiate the thermal energy to. On the surface, you get that for free using surface pressure air. In space, you have little to no atmosphere, so your only radiation would be light-based(far IR mostly at these temps). You could use the water, itself, to radiate the heat, but then you’re losing your free pumping, and that pumping, itself, is going to generate a lot of heat on the surface.
Earth isn’t quite a closed system, but it’s awfully close. We only lose energy to space in the form of reflected and radiated light.
As I read it, this does not violate any thermo laws.
It is displaced radiant cooling. Would be simpler to pump a liquid to space into black radiators to cool and then back down. Technically, the colder water is more dense so with a large pipe, you would get free therm buoyant pumping. Similar to the Alaskan pipeline and its ammonia based permafrost refrigeration system. That gets you the efficiency of the phase change.
(original idea would not need heat shield since the down weight would cancel the upweight)
Yes, basically a giant (and very inefficient) heat-pump from surface to space.
If the motors operating the elevator/pump are outside the atmosphere, then even their waste-heat is released to space.
What makes it impossible is not thermodynamics, but the required tensile-strength of the material to build the elevator / pipe to withstand the gravitational force acting on it.
As I read it, this does not violate any thermo laws.
It is displaced radiant cooling. Would be simpler to pump a liquid to space into black radiators to cool and then back down. Technically, the colder water is more dense so with a large pipe, you would get free therm buoyant pumping. Similar to the Alaskan pipeline and its ammonia based permafrost refrigeration system. That gets you the efficiency of the phase change.
(original idea would not need heat shield since the down weight would cancel the upweight)
Replying to this post (since it has its own thread now), since it brings us back to the joke comment's feasibility. Your points about heat radiating are fine, but the thermo dynamics is violated with the poster's suggestion of a heat shield - heat is lost through conduction into the atmosphere.
Besides, to get high enough where most of the heat is lost through radiation versus conduction would also evaporate the water wouldn't it?
Yeah, the kinetic energy converted to heat is a net heat detractor. I was picturing a sealed vessel of water (with some expansion space), so no evaporation.
Ah. Hmmm ... In that case, haul up tropical water in water bag, freeze in space, unwrap (why bother heat-shielding ICE?!) and drop an ice bomb on any unsuspecting pirate ships? Sorry, my mind has juvenile tendencies, and dropping heavy things from high up fits right in.
Unless you insulate the bag well or lift it quickly the water will freeze before it gets to space. Temp above 36k feet is -70F.Ah. Hmmm ... In that case, haul up tropical water in water bag, freeze in space, unwrap (why bother heat-shielding ICE?!) and drop an ice bomb on any unsuspecting pirate ships? Sorry, my mind has juvenile tendencies, and dropping heavy things from high up fits right in.
Unless you insulate the bag well or lift it quickly the water will freeze before it gets to space. Temp above 36k feet is -70F.
Unless you insulate the bag well or lift it quickly the water will freeze before it gets to space. Temp above 36k feet is -70F.
You'd have to 'uninsulate' it when you got to space. Otherwise you're just moving heat from the surface to the stratosphere. IPCC theory is a little CO2-based high altitude warming kicks off a feedback cycle that increases water vapor (the real greenhouse gas). Based on that theory transferring heat to the stratosphere would be the last thing you'd want to do.Wouldn't insulating the bag kind of defeat the purpose of freezing the water through radiation?