Scheduled for Monday. Fingers crossed.
EPILOGUE: Ranger came out, swapped the switch (both sides, since it apparently comes as a "kit") in about 20 minutes, problem solved.
Chatting up the Ranger, he said this is a common problem, "almost always" the right switch (but he's seen it on the left, too). He said Tesla is scratching their heads trying to figure out what the problem is. His opinion was that it's in the control module, which is essentially the back plate of the switch assembly. As he described it, it's a buss system with each switch talking to the controller over IP. I could see that meshing with the "software, not hardware" theory--only I guess you'd have to call it "firmware." If the controller can't see or otherwise ignores a switch, the switch is "broken" in practice, even if it's actually closing a circuit as designed.
One shake-my-head moment came when I asked if they were taking all the bad switches and bench testing them to try to ID the root problem. Nope--straight in the trash....
