I really think you guys are comparing apples and oranges here.
Most people aren't, and likely shouldn't buy an EV for the outright performance (besides the Plaid, obviously). EV's, and Tesla's in particular, have a lot of merits that a conventional ICE just cannot match. For example, instant acceleration at any time, very little maintenance, much cheaper to "fuel", higher residual value, and so on.
However, I don't think any of us are blind to the fact that a M3P is not the fastest straight line performance vehicle you can buy and build for $60k. But, of course, there's a lot of compromises you are going to make in doing that. Whether it be expensive maintenance, hard to find and expensive fueling, high depreciation, a plethora of modifications, a pre-owned vehicle, etc, etc - this just isn't an argument over what's ultimately fastest but rather what suits your needs best.
At the end of the day, the M3P is a great car because it checks so many boxes right from the factory. However, if you want to lay down the fastest quarter mile times possible, it's probably not the car for you.
For me personally, while there are a LOT of compromises to tracking an EV right now (charging infrastructure/time, battery current limitations, crazy high energy usage, etc), those are balanced for me with showing people what EV's are capable of, having a smaller carbon impact, cheap fuel costs, lower consumables cost, higher residual value, etc.
Buy what is going to work best for YOU.