Twas the Night Before Configuration or Account of a Visit from St. Elon

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I know very little about poetry and these were great, but if either is a haiku I'm pressing sell on TSLA first thing in the morning!

 

[FreeOfPge]

Lol, this could be the all-time best post of TMC. Too funny, true, sad and appropriate!

 

[goneskiian]

Wow! Well done indeed Cattledog! So much fun reading your prose!

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I know very little about poetry and these were great, but if either is a haiku I'm pressing sell on TSLA first thing in the morning!

Wait. What? Have you never heard 'Twas the night before Christmas?

A Visit from St. Nicholas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

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Wow! Well done indeed Cattledog! So much fun reading your prose!

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Wait. What? Have you never heard 'Twas the night before Christmas?

A Visit from St. Nicholas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I was kidding of course, maybe you don't spend much time in the investors section here on TMC?

 

[Sosius]

When what to our wondering eyes did appear,
But the new Model X! This was no mule, dear.

Fantastic! Lots of great stuff here, but the above stanza is classic. Double or triple entendre depending on how you look at it.

 

[eepic]

I had my pitchfork out if the stock price tanked today... but good work Cattledog. /hatsoff

 

[Mark Z]

I certainly appreciated the added fun of the Christmas poem. Thanks Cattledog for the quality and humor.

(Sorry to be Scrooge, but with all the Model X excitement, don't forget to send your September 15th tax estimate to Uncle Sam.)

 

[EchoDelta]

'Twas the night 'for Xmas and all through the forum,
...

You sir have won an Internet! Thanks!

 

[Discoducky]

Well done Cattledog!

 

[ZachShahan]

So wonderful.

Admittedly, though, I immediately went and check the Model X page with the slight hope that it was now up and you had prepared this for the special day.

 

[goneskiian]

I was kidding of course, maybe you don't spend much time in the investors section here on TMC?

Gotcha. No, I don't actually. In for the long haul with a good chunk so try not to look too often.

 

[jimmyjohn]

Amazing. But how does this thread not include "Xmas"?

Accelerating --- at the speed of a P90D --- PC culture would never allow it; even if it were a play on words.

You cannot use any term that references -- even playfully, via a brand or product -- a Christian day of celebration.

It's illegal now; you'd offend other religions and cause mass panic and retaliation.

 

[FluxCap]

That was some epic prose, Cattledog. Thank you!