As I mentioned, AC is off. Heat is off. No climate control is active. I'm quite familiar with the "embarrassing" sound that the A/C makes especially when you're at a red light and other drivers are looking at your weird car making the weird noise.
This is different.
By the way, it's been 22 hours since I emailed Denver Tesla Service Center (I called first, but they told me nobody could handle my call so please email). Clock still ticking on any form of reply. My guess: I won't get one. Knowing Tesla Service Centers, if they don't respond to your email pretty quickly, it just disappears into the pile of unread messages in the inbox, and they can't keep up. It points out the continuing COMPLETELY FIXABLE problem with the Tesla Customer Experience: the service center should not even be doing emails. They should have a ticketing system. And, just like fast food shops, where when you go in and order, your order starts turning red on the screens all over the kitchen if you have had to wait more than say ~3 minutes, the ticketing system would gradually escalate ignored tickets. Failure to communicate is such a huge problem with Tesla and it drives me crazy because it is SO easy to fix. It's just not a priority for Elon I guess, so it doesn't get fixed.