"Um um um" increases in frequency with speed. I hear it. Passengers hear it. Tires wear out prematurely, mainly the inner passenger side rear on my December 2014 Model S P85D build. Tesla Service, however, said the problem was MY TIRES making this noise. So, they replaced tires and lined up front and rear ends. I had to come get the car one Saturday evening. Couldn't get in the doors of the Service Center to talk to anybody. Car still made same "um um um" noise. Drove my Model S P85D 365 miles to get it home. Scary drive with that noise. I did not feel safe. Drove 250 miles a couple months later to another Tesla Service Center and got the same diagnosis - said I needed new tires and alignment. I told them not again! We just did that! I think something to do with that noise is wearing out the tires. I quit driving it because I can't afford to keep replacing tires. I don't know what to do. Tesla said something about getting aftermarket this or that and me trying to fix it with these aftermarket parts - something about camber problems on the rear tires of these older Model S cars. Huh? I don't engineer suspension systems I know nothing much about. I'm just the guy that worked and saved 130 grand to get the car of my dreams. Now it's a nightmare.