Forgot to mention that, during my second, failed uncorking attempt (with a remote tech), he said a technical bulletin about uncorking was issued in January ‘21, but he didn’t recall the details offhand...and it seemed clear to me that he wasn’t going to share more.
Does anyone have any contacts who could confirm whether this bulletin exists, and if so, what it says?
I’m still skeptical that my car is ineligible. I thought I was ready to let this go, but I’ve read too many posts by other 75D (former 60D) owners - with builds months older than mine - who were eventually uncorked after being told “no” more than once (and not necessarily related to false advertising). It still doesn’t make sense to me why cars built in, say, July ‘16 have the right hardware, but one built in Sept ‘16 wouldn’t. I can’t discern a pattern (btw, my car doesn’t have the air suspension...any correlation there?).