Valet Instructions with Keyfob Leash

[wcalvin]

Here is my version of valet instructions.

Print, then fold on the line.

Remember to add your cell number (and maybe license plate) before laminating.​

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Then punch a hole in one end of the laminate. Through it, loop the wrist strap of this keyfob leash:

Many types are available for small cameras. Just search for "wrist strap." Avoid ones with rings.

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INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

• Keep the card in the driver's leather seat pocket or the sub-display cubbyhole.
• Keep the keyfob leash on you (I loop it through a belt loop and let it dangle into the pants' pocket below).
• Go over the instruction card with the valet, then attach it to the keyfob leash and hand over.

Since a different valet is likely to retrieve your Model S, this scheme ensures that the second valet gets the instructions before reaching the car.

 

[astrotoy]

Thanks for sharing. I am printing it right now to put on my fob. Great work.

 

[brianman]

Nice work on the instructions. For me though, they reinforced my existing thinking -- I'm frankly afraid to let valet people come near my new-fangled rocket-car.

 

[vfx]

I would add something like tihs:

This car is a computer on wheels.
It records all acceleration, speed, distance and it's precise location.
It also transmits this data to my cell phone 24-7.​

 

[gaswalla]

vfx's note is a key message to pass on.

 

[tnawara]

Heck, I don't like giving my current car to a valet - I highly doubt I'll be handing over the keys to my Model S.

 

[NJ Plugin]

Nicely done wcalvin.

There are a few different versions online, but you could pull up the following page on your screen/browser for a warning and instructions for a valet attendant.

http://nojoyride.weebly.com/

 

[Btrflyl8e]

Great idea for those who are trusting... I am with some of the others and don't hand over any car to a valet. No one drives my cars but me! (Other than a random test drive of my S to someone who might buy one, of course)!