I think you misunderstood me. I love my Tesla and I wouldn't trade them for something else.Obviously there are a few, and they're on this forum. For myself and I think the vast majority of owners, it's not a major downside nor is it even a minor downside. If this is what bothers you, you should be happy you don't have any important things to be concerned about.
Chill out and just enjoy your Tesla. Or buy a different EV next time if it really bothers you this much, and see if the tradeoff for another brand's limitations is worth it.
But the Vampire Drain is something which annoys me as I don't see why it's needed. The computing power needed to do the work when the car is idle isn't that much.