What type of Tesla Shorts are you interested in?

[AlanSqB]

With so much discussion of Tesla Shorts, I was unable to find any retail outlets that carried them. However, I think it must be important given the amount of dialogue.

So, if you were to obtain some Tesla shorts, what type would you get?

 

[igotzzoom]

When I first saw the title, I thought it was talking about the stock! My preference would be board short length, with the logo on one of the sides near the cuff.

 

[boaterva]

Lol, clickbait... I really want the jacket that's out of stock online (but you can get it from Amazon for $100 extra!)

 

[BluestarE3]

I wouldn't be interested in any Tesla Shorts because most of them are likely soiled already.

 

[gambit48]

It's not an option, but something with pockets that you can wear with a polo shirt. More towards the business casual area than cargo shorts would be. Like golf shorts? Or something that you'd see at a Tommy Bahama.

 

[igotzzoom]

It's not an option, but something with pockets that you can wear with a polo shirt. More towards the business casual area than cargo shorts would be. Like golf shorts? Or something that you'd see at a Tommy Bahama.

Would be interested in something like this as well.

 

[ModelNforNerd]

I went "Cargo" because I'll be damned if I'm caught wearing jorts.

 

[deonb]

It's not an option

I'm going to call you on that one. It is indeed an option - just putting it out there.

But make sure you're covered - don't want to go naked.


Slowly retreating, before I get... strangled.

 

[N5329K]

Just remember, you have to buy the shorts now, but the zipper will be wirelessly sent in a later update.
Robin

 

[grashelm]

With so much discussion of Tesla Shorts.....

Where pray tell is all this discussion occurring???

 

[AudubonB]

In order that they can be made use of in the near future, and so that they fit in nicely with the wearer's new ubification (no typo - look it up),

may I humbly suggest that the appropriate shorts be endowed in a fine black-and-white stripe pattern or, if in Maricopa County, Arizona, hot pink?

Because, as all should know,

He who Shorts what isn't his'n
Must buy 'em back or Go To Pris'n.

 

[grashelm]

In order that they can be made use of in the near future, and so that they fit in nicely with the wearer's new ubification (no typo - look it up),

may I humbly suggest that the appropriate shorts be endowed in a fine black-and-white stripe pattern or, if in Maricopa County, Arizona, hot pink?

Because, as all should know,

He who Shorts what isn't his'n
Must buy 'em back or Go To Pris'n.

I will freely admit i have no clue what you are talking about. Perhaps my age? What exactly are you carrying on here about? S'pose I could google every sentence...but then again...I'm old...and I'll admit it...LAZY! Ha!!!

 

[gambit48]

I'm going to call you on that one. It is indeed an option - just putting it out there.

But make sure you're covered - don't want to go naked.

My bad on the unclear wording. I meant it wasn't an option in the poll. I'm assuming it's not an option on the Tesla website.

 

[Tiger]

I'd like ones without a visible logo, I like to go icognito

 

[BluestarE3]

I'd like ones without a visible logo, I like to go icognito

Why stop at incognito? Why not go all the way to commando?

 

[deonb]

My bad on the unclear wording. I meant it wasn't an option in the poll. I'm assuming it's not an option on the Tesla website.

If I have to explain it ...

 

[igotzzoom]

Why stop at incognito? Why not go all the way to commando?

How 'bout a Tesla kilt?

 

[ElectricKiwi]

Why not Tesla underwear, both boxers and briefs and of course women's as well for the SO.

 

[gambit48]

If I have to explain it ...

Sorry, but I guess so. I've reread your post a couple of times. I don't get it. The 2nd line seems to be a joke, but the first line I really don't get. I tried to respond politely which is why I worded my second post the way I did, but yeah, your funny bone is a different species from mine.

 

[deonb]

Sorry, but I guess so. I've reread your post a couple of times. I don't get it. The 2nd line seems to be a joke, but the first line I really don't get. I tried to respond politely which is why I worded my second post the way I did, but yeah, your funny bone is a different species from mine.

Actually it's really just meant to be a "groan" type of pun overload of stock options (taking cue from your original use of the word 'option'). This is in response to the original post being a pun on stock.

All the highlighted words below have to do with stock options in one way or another:

"I'm going to call you on that one. It is indeed an option - just putting it out there.
But make sure you're covered - don't want to go naked.
Slowly retreating, before I get... strangled."

call -> call option
option -> option
put -> put option
covered -> covered call option / covered put option
naked -> naked call option / naked put option
strangled -> long strangle (option strategy)