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What type of Tesla Shorts are you interested in?

Discussion in 'Model 3' started by AlanSqB, Oct 12, 2017.

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What type of Tesla Shorts would you like?

Poll closed Oct 15, 2017.
  1. Tesla Cargo Shorts - With a Tesla logo embroidered above the back pocket.

    38.5%
  2. Tesla Bluejean Cutoffs - With a Tesla logo patch sown into one of the holes.

    5.8%
  3. Tesla Speedo - With a silkscreened Tesla logo strategically placed front and center.

    15.4%
  4. Tesla Running Shorts - It doesn't matter where the logo is, you're running to fast for them to see.

    5.8%
  5. Tesla Board Shorts - Hawaiian style Tesla Logo repeated pattern.

    13.5%
  6. Tesla Long Pants - Shorts are for children.

    21.2%
  1. AlanSqB

    AlanSqB Dog Chauffeur

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    With so much discussion of Tesla Shorts, I was unable to find any retail outlets that carried them. However, I think it must be important given the amount of dialogue.

    So, if you were to obtain some Tesla shorts, what type would you get?
     
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  2. igotzzoom

    igotzzoom Supporting Member

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    When I first saw the title, I thought it was talking about the stock! :D My preference would be board short length, with the logo on one of the sides near the cuff.
     
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  3. boaterva

    boaterva Supporting Member

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    Lol, clickbait... I really want the jacket that's out of stock online (but you can get it from Amazon for $100 extra!)
     
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  4. BluestarE3

    BluestarE3 Active Member

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    I wouldn't be interested in any Tesla Shorts because most of them are likely soiled already. ;)
     
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  5. gambit48

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    It's not an option, but something with pockets that you can wear with a polo shirt. More towards the business casual area than cargo shorts would be. Like golf shorts? Or something that you'd see at a Tommy Bahama.
     
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  6. igotzzoom

    igotzzoom Supporting Member

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    Would be interested in something like this as well.
     
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  7. ModelNforNerd

    ModelNforNerd Active Member

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    I went "Cargo" because I'll be damned if I'm caught wearing jorts.
     
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  8. deonb

    deonb Supporting Member

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    I'm going to call you on that one. It is indeed an option - just putting it out there.

    But make sure you're covered - don't want to go naked.


    Slowly retreating, before I get... strangled.
     
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  9. N5329K

    N5329K Active Member

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    Just remember, you have to buy the shorts now, but the zipper will be wirelessly sent in a later update.
    Robin
     
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  10. grashelm

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    Where pray tell is all this discussion occurring???
     
  11. AudubonB

    AudubonB Mild-mannered Moderator Lord Vetinari*

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    In order that they can be made use of in the near future, and so that they fit in nicely with the wearer's new ubification (no typo - look it up),

    may I humbly suggest that the appropriate shorts be endowed in a fine black-and-white stripe pattern or, if in Maricopa County, Arizona, hot pink?

    Because, as all should know,

    He who Shorts what isn't his'n
    Must buy 'em back or Go To Pris'n.
     
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  12. grashelm

    grashelm Member

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    I will freely admit i have no clue what you are talking about. Perhaps my age? What exactly are you carrying on here about? S'pose I could google every sentence...but then again...I'm old...and I'll admit it...LAZY! Ha!!!
     
  13. gambit48

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    My bad on the unclear wording. I meant it wasn't an option in the poll. I'm assuming it's not an option on the Tesla website.
     
  14. Tiger

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    I'd like ones without a visible logo, I like to go icognito ;)
     
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    Why stop at incognito? Why not go all the way to commando? :p
     
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  16. deonb

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    If I have to explain it ...
     
  17. igotzzoom

    igotzzoom Supporting Member

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    How 'bout a Tesla kilt? :D
     
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  18. ElectricKiwi

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    Why not Tesla underwear, both boxers and briefs and of course women's as well for the SO.
     
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  19. gambit48

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    Sorry, but I guess so. I've reread your post a couple of times. I don't get it. The 2nd line seems to be a joke, but the first line I really don't get. I tried to respond politely which is why I worded my second post the way I did, but yeah, your funny bone is a different species from mine.
     
  20. deonb

    deonb Supporting Member

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    Actually it's really just meant to be a "groan" type of pun overload of stock options (taking cue from your original use of the word 'option'). This is in response to the original post being a pun on stock.

    All the highlighted words below have to do with stock options in one way or another:

    "I'm going to call you on that one. It is indeed an option - just putting it out there.
    But make sure you're covered - don't want to go naked.
    Slowly retreating, before I get... strangled."

    call -> call option
    option -> option
    put -> put option
    covered -> covered call option / covered put option
    naked -> naked call option / naked put option
    strangled -> long strangle (option strategy)

     
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