What will the Thursday announcement be about?

[KarenRei]

Just thought I'd create this poll for fun Too bad I couldn't list more choices due to forum technical constraints.

ED: I'd classify any news about Buffalo under "a new production facility". Technically it's not "new", but....
ED2: I'd call the establishment of a JV either an "acquisition" or a "new production facility", depending on whether they're making a new location or not.

 

[Fact Checking]

I like @ReflexFund's speculation as well, about a 50-50 Joint Venture with GM. It's between "acquiring a company" and "being acquired".

That outcome doesn't vibe with the "you are in for a treat" leak @shlokavica22 noted though.

Spoiler: My guess

My guess is some really cool FSD demo in California, or a related HW3 and AutoPilot announcement. This would drive Q1 sales and be a stock price positive as well.

 

[KarenRei]

I like @ReflexFund's speculation as well, about a 50-50 Joint Venture with GM. It's between "acquiring a company" and "being acquired".

I wish I could have included more options, but there's only so many poll choices the forum lets you list!

 

[OPRCE]

Other: Musk will be suing SEC for its mutual contempt of himself.

Spoiler

Whereas I would love to see an FSD HW3 demo I think it will actually be a SuC V3 presentation.

 

[KarenRei]

Other: Musk will be suing SEC for its mutual contempt of himself.

There's already an option that

 

[Curt Renz]

My wild guess: Tesla and SpaceX will be merged into a single private company. Elon's new Mars-Earth Twitter avatar may be providing a clue.

 

[SabrToothSqrl]

Model Y with normal doors and door handles! please please please!

 

[EinSV]

My best guess: Tesla Ultrafast SuperCharger (TUSC).

Confidence level: low.

 

[jeewee3000]

I voted 'other'. My guess:

Tesla releases the long awaited coast-to-coast Autopilot video.

EDIT: I changed my vote to a major Autopilot advance thanks to KarenRei

 

[KarenRei]

I voted 'other'. My guess:

Tesla releases the long awaited coast-to-coast Autopilot video.

That would be "A major Autopilot advance / release"

 

[sandpiper]

Model Y with normal doors and door handles! please please please!

Guaranteed, the Y will have normal doors. Tesla was burned by the X doors.

 

[MorrisonHiker]

You should've allowed multiple choices! I would choose at least two options.

 

[Barklikeadog]

Model Y with normal doors and door handles! please please please!

no way, that would be admitting a mistake.

 

[S'toon]

Teslaquila.

 

[jeewee3000]

That would be "A major Autopilot advance / release"

Woopsie daisies.

 

[Barklikeadog]

*Other: This is a last ditch hail mary to get the stock price to $360

 

[henderrj]

I'd love to hear the s x update and the supercharger version 3. I think both are possible. In fact, I'd be very surprised if it was only one thing. But, if it's just one, then my vote for the autopilot announcement stands.

 

[Scuttlebutt]

Up almost 3%!
correction: 3.32% and climbing! Who hoo!

 

[AudubonB]

Just voted my desire, not my thoughts.

 

[SebastianR]

I'm with @ReflexFunds

1) Supercharger V3
2) Next generation AP / new Hardware
3) (not likely - and I fear everyone wants it so there will be a huge disappointment when it doesn't happyen) introduction of Model 3 SR