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What would a "Tesla Design" phone look and operate like?


Active Member
Jul 13, 2016
Despite assembly line human beings being very good at assembling such devices, Elon goes against the grain and has the phones assembled by robots that look and
act like cats and dogs. It is his way of sticking it to the man and thinking in future terms.

Unfortunately production falls 2 years behind demand as issues at the plant caused remaining staff to utilize Boring flamethrowers to resolve the situation and escape.

Musk explains on his quarterly report that assembling phones has never been done before, everyone is just a hater.

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