No class action, you'll have to settle this in arbitration. Here, I'll be the moderator:
Congratulations, you win!
Your remedy is an Airing of Grievances and a direct Feats of Strength competition vs. Franz von Holzhausen.
Both to be settled December 23, 2020, at Tesla's Design Studio, Hawthorne, CA.
SO ORDERED.
You mean I can’t just whine and hide behind my alias on this forum? Shucks! OK, get me von Holzhausen, I’ll lift my Tesla.