Like many of you, I deliberately park out of the way, even if my kids complain we have to walk far to get into the store/wherever.
Totally true story, from about 4 years ago when I was driving a new BMW X3 M40i...
I go to CVS with my daughter, and park at the very far end of the parking lot, zero cars within at least 10 spots. We're in CVS for 5 minutes, tops and I come back out to see a car pulling up right next to mine.
We're about 50ft away, I see the driver get out. Then the rear doors open up and kids start getting out. BANG - kid slams door right into my car. At this point I'm about 20ft away. At the exact time the agony comes over my face/body, I realize it's my daughter's friend and family we know from school. The dad recognizes what happens, realizes he knows us, and is very apologetic. Fortunately I'm very cool about the entire situation, and the family is a great group of people so getting mad solves nothing.
A few days later they drop off a substantial gift card to a nice local restaurant as an apology. Of course I got PDR to repair the damage, and zero hard feelings.
But when I saw the OP's photo I was reminded how even the best planning can result in tragedy.