That was very helpful - thanks.
Unfortunately, with both my late 2014 S and the current early 2017 S, the OEM spray nozzles (evidently an upgrade from the older jet style) remain utterly useless for cleaning the top third of the windshield at speed. As you've generously noted by mentioning that the wipers are best used at lower speeds.
I've never gone through so much windshield wiper fluid as with these two cars, and now carry an extra gallon or two during extended road trips. Cleaning the fluid off the *inside* of the hood due to the aforementioned poor design/design flaw gets old as well.
Along the way, I have found that the Costco Goodyear blades (about $15/set iirc) work just as well as $40 worth of Bosch Ikon blades, so there's that.
Amusingly, none of this is a problem in SoCal. But venture forth into the interior of the country, and the only way I'm able to see out the windshield is with the aid of a detail spray (I mix 7:1 distilled to ONR (Optimum No-Rinse Blue) in a pint spray bottle) used at every SC stop.
And then the front end of the car looks like an insect convention, but that's another matter.