I've paid very detailed attention to how I steer my MY and all my cars in every day use, and there is a ton of use of the top half of the steering wheel, all through muscle memory. I'm not a big hand-over-hand type of driver with a standard wheel, but the videos with the yoke proves you really have to go hand-over-hand, and it is awkward and ugly to watch. Many times when driving out of a turn, the wheel will spin back to center with my hand(s) on the wheel lightly, which is now impossible. Additionally, the way I use my turn signal stalk in and out of turns is also muscle memory, and just comes naturally, and allows the wheel to spin back to center under a light grip, and I can change turn signal direction. Think about when you are exiting down a short off-ramp, and the way the road is designed, you need to almost immediately make your next turn the opposite way you just had your flasher on - so you quickly flick the stalk the other direction to warn other drivers what you intend to do. So yes, I may not be young any more, but I'm more concerned with emergency or quick-moving situations where hunting for the turn-signal capacitive buttons on the wheel will be awkward and dangerous.
And I'm banking on the market deciding, not the government. What I am also banking on is that every Tesla buyer doesn't worship Musk, nor is in the stratosphere of buyer for the Plaid MS and willing to have a goofy race-car steering wheel because it is "cool". There will be most likely more first-time EV buyers in the next 2-3 years than repeat buyers. If Tesla decides to push this wheel as standard on the M3 and MY, with real competition offering lower learning curves from ICE to EV with more traditional controls/interfaces/interiors, this may only make it more challenging for first-time EV buyers when cross-shopping.