You know you're obsessed with Tesla when...

[Reekdog]

When you start to buy accessories (only because I got a good deal) before you've even placed the order for your vehicle.

 

[pvogel]

Like what? Do tell about your accessories @Reekdog

 

[DarrinR]

When you spend $300K on 2 Tesla cars in 30 days...

 

[Buddyroe]

When you check the status of the supercharger build-out three times a day and know EXACTLY what the status of every sueprcharger in the world is. Well, that used to actually be fun, but with the huge slow down, it's like watching molasses roll down a hill these days.

 

[Reekdog]

Like what? Do tell about your accessories @Reekdog

Carbon fiber matte finish OEM spoiler, custom valve stem caps, t-shirt, P90D style aluminum pedals, etc...

 

[aronth5]

When you can count on your fingers the number of days you haven't checked the forum, including business trips since 2008.

 

[Ames]

• When you cannot enjoy lunch without a Tesla article to read
• When you update yourself on Tesla news before world news or even sports
• When you wear a Tesla baseball cap that looks like its 10 years old
• When a Tesla spanking an ICE vehicle provides more instant gratification than porn
• When people avoid you in case you start talking about electric cars
• When your spouse avoids using trigger words in conversations like "energy", "environment", "car", "electricity", and "acceleration".
• When underlined text seems so much sexier than regular...