You mean, you don't want to become a Toilet-boy?Yeah, right! I have to pee but don't want to leave my desk in case it hits while I'm away. I don't want to look back at this "where were you when you heard JFK was shot" moment and say "in the bathroom". Dammit, what I'd give for a pair of depends right now.
L.E.: what @NicoV said!