[UK] Spring Software Update

[Utumno]

There is nothing random about updates.
They are always rolled out in sequence. The first cars to receive updates have a VIN number divisible by 3 when there is an”R” in the month or divisible by 4 when there is no “R”. In both cases, there should be no less than 42 psi in all four tyres.
If your car doesn’t meet the criteria, then you are bottom of the pile

This is clearly nonsense, because it doesn’t take account of the height of the passenger seat nor the angle of inclination of the 60% rear seat, nor the number of turns of the near side rubber tailgate stay.

 

[GRiLLA]

This is clearly nonsense, because it doesn’t take account of the height of the passenger seat nor the angle of inclination of the 60% rear seat, nor the number of turns of the near side rubber tailgate stay.

From my personal testing the priority is based on the exact orientation of your car to lay lines, dowsing rods are essential to ensure early updates.

 

[Pandinium]

Has anyone with a 22’ MY LR with USS got the update yet ?

 

[WllXM]

Has anyone with a 22’ MY LR with USS got the update yet ?

Nope, but that's my case too! Was eager to compare HF Park Assist vs. USS
Looks like we're paused until (hopefully) next week...

 

[Utumno]

From my personal testing the priority is based on the exact orientation of your car to lay lines, dowsing rods are essential to ensure early updates.

Only on USS-enabled cars though.

 

[chwe]

Has anyone with a 22’ MY LR with USS got the update yet ?

Yes. I got the update a few days ago when TeslaFi was reporting numbers in the single digits for UK rollout.

 

[T3SSY]

Yes. I got the update a few days ago when TeslaFi was reporting numbers in the single digits for UK rollout.

And you have FSD
Another 2022 MYLR with USS and EAP not seeing the update here

 

[Benotomy]

Nope, but that's my case too! Was eager to compare HF Park Assist vs. USS
Looks like we're paused until (hopefully) next week...

Never noticed, do they only push updates during weekdays? Otherwise I’d like to think there may be a slim chance for this weekend

 

[WllXM]

Never noticed, do they only push updates during weekdays?

Don't think that's a pattern. I was rather referring to the apparent pause in the rollouts and the fact there isn't a newer minor .x version in sight.. So I figured a week...

 

[FastLaneJB]

random

Not sure it’s random. Some of the people here always seem to get updates the same day as other members. There is a system I suspect, we just don’t know what it is.

 

[FastLaneJB]

Yes of course, they are rolling to people who first got their MY delivered two years ago at present, so you should receive your 2024.14 update somewhere in the middle of 2026...

Come on this isn’t true. They use machine learning to workout how quickly you seem to be getting on with the UI, along with the camera to check your level of puzzlement on the interface. Once they are comfortable you’ve worked it out, they ship you a new update where they’ve moved it all around to keep you on your toes.

 

[FastLaneJB]

Nope, but that's my case too! Was eager to compare HF Park Assist vs. USS
Looks like we're paused until (hopefully) next week...

The firmware updates don’t work weekends.

 

[Pandinium]

The firmware updates don’t work weekends.

I have EAP no FSD I wonder if that’s a factor

 

[spdpsba]

Once they are comfortable you’ve worked it out, they ship you a new update where they’ve moved it all around to keep you on your toes.

And they send it early for those who take their sweet time to learn the UI, so the better you are the latter you get. And once they learn this version they move it all around and send you early to learn the next version of UI.

 

[QuanTim]

My car has been parked in a field near Gatwick this week and I see the software update is not longer waiting for WiFi to download like it was a couple of days ago.

Oh dw about that, my app has been saying for 3 weeks that software is waiting to download and to connect to WiFi to do it... but alas, every time I go in the car, the update is never "there" - so the app seems to be off by "orders of magnitude"

 

[Dilly]

My car tends to get updates early and by and large on Thursday, Friday and even Saturday.
I share data with Tesla and s/w downloads are set to advanced.
I don’t subscribe to Teslafi or suchlike but I have received updates before they appear on Teslafi.

 

[FastLaneJB]

My car tends to get updates early and by and large on Thursday, Friday and even Saturday.
I share data with Tesla and s/w downloads are set to advanced.
I don’t subscribe to Teslafi or suchlike but I have received updates before they appear on Teslafi.

You are one of the chosen ones

 

[Dilly]

You are one of the chosen ones

I’ll probably get FSD on city streets early and end up with 4 kerbed wheels on day one

 

[WllXM]

I’ll probably get FSD on city streets early and end up with 4 kerbed wheels on day one

For the first batch of beta testers you have to sit in the passenger seat while an Optimus robot is at the wheel actually...

 

[FastLaneJB]

I’ll probably get FSD on city streets early and end up with 4 kerbed wheels on day one

They do need to remove from their training data all the female drivers to avoid that… I’ll get my coat