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  1. malcolm

    New Laws on Mars

    Elon Musk’s SpaceX will make its own laws on Mars: Report So.... Lord of the Flies or Beneath the Planet of the Apes?
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    "Project Palladium" = big refresh to Model S/X?

    Nah. It's the London Palladium. Finally, we'll get to see MUSK! The Musical.
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    German Court Bans Tesla from Advertising Autopilot

    Should have gone with the name Ottopilot - after the inflatable from Airplane.
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    Coronavirus

    Well we're just not looking at this from the right perspective, apparently. It's a "badge of honour". When life gives you lemons, make, er, bleach. ;)
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    Cruise conducts 200,000 hours of simulation autonomous driving per day

    Excellent news for simulation. The Porn Industry will be delighted.
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    Cancelled order because of Musk's behavior

    Ah, the Internet. Where people go to over-react.
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    X Æ A-12 Musk

    In case you're wondering, it's Droid for: "I hate my parents"
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    Sentry Mode graphic

    Tesla gets in trouble for using HAL 9000 for Sentry Mode, switching to Portal turret - Electrek So HAL 9000 is off limits and the same may happen with the representation of a portal turret. What's wrong with using an image of Starman's Spacex helmet reflecting scrolling computer code in its visor?
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    Tesla shutting down Fremont factory beginning March 23rd

    Great. More fake news, but now with flowers and dancing.
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    Tesla To Temporarily Suspend Production At Fremont On March 23

    If you just want to save lives, then the law is great. If you need to find a balance between saving lives and livelihoods then the law is the wrong instrument to use.
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    COVID-19 and Racism against China

    Xenophobia has always been the most infectious of illnesses. Politicians of all nations are quick to spread it and populations are quick to catch it; the usual divide and conquer. Trump did say way-back-when that we would be "sick of winning" and it is sickening to realize what we allow...
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    AutoPilot and Animals

    Tesla Autopilot safety feature helps save cop running a red light - Electrek Would side-pointing radar help? Similar problem to another driver running a light. Except on either side. And sudden braking could cause problems for following vehicles.
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    Tesla I beg of you, PLEASE more distance for Smart Summon

    You're right. It will be a long time before legislators are comfortable with any form of remote summoning. They will be too worried that the car will go full Mjolnir.
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    Elon: "Feature complete for full self driving this year"

    No you're not. This is better than dope/beer/daytime tv/scratching yourself. You love it here. In trying to find a balance between lives and livelihoods the law is a clumsy instrument. Negotiations would be a much better route but that would involve not treating people as statistics, which...
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    Elon: "Feature complete for full self driving this year"

    *Gasp* Oh no! You missed an "else". "That's the price that everybody else needs to pay in the interest of public health"