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Target across from Audi on Biscayne.

Ok.

OMG! HOW WILL YOU LIVE!?

Because Jeep owners are losers, and you guys are...well...ok fair point.

LOL please buy this and film yourself using it so we can all laugh.

You can't, you have to sell your car or crash it into a wall as hard as you can.

You downgraded to your old less-functional app because your cartoon avatar isn't the right color? You should probably re-evaluate all aspects of your life, because it's going very wrong for you.

The hues are all wrong! What were they thinking!? We need to file a class action suit!!!

Oh nooooooo! I guess you have to sell your car now that your cartoon avatar is not the right color! What a catastrophe! Tesla should be ashamed! Do you think they'll issue a recall!? How dare they!!! Your world is crumbling beneath you.

Are you people serious? Is this really what this has come to? That your cartoon car avatar doesn't look good enough? Jesus...

lol

I'm sure the UX team appreciates the feedback too...by reporting the feedback to them. They aren't checking this forum for your ramblings.

There is no pleasing you people

What exactly was the issue here? You're a dog owner. Are we that sensitive? Did this trigger you?

The trick is to not run your car through a car wash and destroying your already soft paint.

Yeah they're staggered. They're 20" replicas of the turbines from the older Model S. www.evwheelsdirect.com

This whole thread just gave me AIDS.

I'm very happy to have an Electrified Garage just down the road from me here in Gainesville.

Sell your car.

Ok...but like...what is "outdated" about it? Does something in the car not work anymore? Did we invent some kind of new streaming service that the car no longer supports?

So in what way is this software outdated? You people are whining over nothing.

Better get crackalackin'

My eyeballs are the original Traffic Light awareness notification.

I think you're onto something. THE WHOLE PLAN IS A LIE!

This means one thing... 1. Quit your job. 2. Acquire job at Tesla. 3. Work your way up infiltrating the organization. 4. Become head of software. 5. Make decision to split UI updates and FSD updates. 6. Release update. 7. Quit job. 8. Move out into the woods. 9. Start a mushroom farm. 10. Grow...

No

Par for the course in Miami

This is hilarious because all I've been seeing are posts about how there are no updates coming. Now you guys don't want people to get updates. This is great.

You can't be serious. Just call it a Cybertruck.

I'm sorry that you have to wait at least another 6 months for your car to be drivable.

It's pretty well established that RPMTesla is garbage...and caliper covers are garbage. Two garbages make a big garbage.

The update will come when it's ready. Stop whining.

"Customer states...I am dead....do you have any tires on clearance?"

You needed tires about 15,000 miles ago brosky...I think you should just get new tires so you don't die instead of trying to hunt for deals...

Got it. Thanks. Yeah, they sell two different kits. Would you sell just the rotors?

Yep. Can't wait until Tesla DOES push a software update, then everyone starts whining about how the old UI was better. Sometimes I really hate other Tesla owners. And by sometimes, I mean all the time.

Bumpity bump. Open to offers!

Complaining about people complaining about complaining.

Very interested and located in Florida as well. Are the fronts the enlarged ones with the caliper spacer?

This thread is the definition of first world problems. OH NOOOO MY FUTURE LIGHTNING POWERED CAR DOESN'T GET SOFTWARE UPDATES WAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What if I told you that software updates will come when there are updates to be made and that your car runs perfectly fine on the current version and you don't NEED the updates?

Whine whine whine whine whine

Yeah! We hate these changes! They should just keep us on our current software version forever!!!

No UI will ever be good enough for you people so resistant to change, yet whining incessantly about the lack of change.

Because there haven't been any. WOW! AMAZING!

The Turkey Lake charger is the absolute worst. I've been getting off the highway and charging at the Wawa on Highway 50 when I drive from Miami to Gainesville. This will be a MUCH welcomed location. I hope it's free like the rest of the supercharger stations on the Turnpike.

It was always one jar of pickles too many. Takes me back. How's your canker sores?

I remember Rusty, he always had an affinity for collard greens at the movies. Always getting into bushels of collards and pints of Guinness. How's the old chap? Still hurling hams at the Norwegians?

The sergeant and I were talking about the bologna incident and decided well if we're going to buy that screwdriver, may as well buy the farm. It's not like we emigrated from Canada. Just leave the plant in the cellar. You know?

What?