Dan Detweiler
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Correction...their clients are left with nothing. More often than not, this is the case.
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ZachF
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When Wall Street burns cash they need hundred-billion dollar bailouts and quantitative easing...
HG Wells
Martian Embassy
Well I'll tell you where all the money is coming from to take Tesla private.
After receiving the roadster that Elon so kindly sent us, we offered Elon 100 square miles of the surface of Mars for every model three delivered to orbit around the planet.
This was before the all-wheel-drive version was available.
We've now sweetened the offer to include melting the two polar ice caps. These ice caps are composed primarily of carbon dioxide.
By melting them we will raise the atmospheric pressure to three psi.
While we know this is not breathable for you humans, it would raise the temperature and provide enough atmosphere for plants.
Elon has now found a buyer for the land. By making this exchange he will be able to take Tesla private. We believe this is a good deal for everyone.
Sincerely
Martian High Command
After receiving the roadster that Elon so kindly sent us, we offered Elon 100 square miles of the surface of Mars for every model three delivered to orbit around the planet.
This was before the all-wheel-drive version was available.
We've now sweetened the offer to include melting the two polar ice caps. These ice caps are composed primarily of carbon dioxide.
By melting them we will raise the atmospheric pressure to three psi.
While we know this is not breathable for you humans, it would raise the temperature and provide enough atmosphere for plants.
Elon has now found a buyer for the land. By making this exchange he will be able to take Tesla private. We believe this is a good deal for everyone.
Sincerely
Martian High Command
What I meant but failed to state is the risk of a lawsuit that would drag out for years, effectively denying Tesla their plan for silencing the shorts in the coming years where their ability to borrow money is still important.
Don TLR
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Softbank ended up making a ~$2 billion investment in GM's Cruise Automation.
I like JP Morgan's quote, today, by Brinkman: " "We continue to believe Tesla's valuation (target $305) based on fundamentals alone (i.e., a 50/50 blend of discounted cash flow and 2020-based multiples analysis - itself consisting of a blend of P/E, EV/EBITDA, and Price-to-Sales) is worth no more than $195 (our previous price target)," said Brinkman. "
Traditional valuation is a struggle, here. Like them, no matter what price I could call, it will always get back to the cash flows, and when. Like a 100X earnings multiple, when other auto-stocks trade at 5-15X. That's fine. Just give me the out-year income streams, perhaps on the other side of 2020, that make the "$500" real? Massive market share? Satellites? The first billion, in stationary storage? A little more rigor, and i'm sure there's a way.
Traditional valuation is a struggle, here. Like them, no matter what price I could call, it will always get back to the cash flows, and when. Like a 100X earnings multiple, when other auto-stocks trade at 5-15X. That's fine. Just give me the out-year income streams, perhaps on the other side of 2020, that make the "$500" real? Massive market share? Satellites? The first billion, in stationary storage? A little more rigor, and i'm sure there's a way.
Great tale from the hunt!
So NOW we are camping around 370?!..... left 330 in such a hurry that I didn't have time pick up any 'smores!
Ok, so is this a sort of base camp here? while we prepare for the assault on the summit of Mt Squeeze?
I'm having a little trouble reading the weather up there, but it looks promising.
I understand the route for this particular climb involves going private, doesn't yet have a map, and may be following a "never-before-attempted" means of ascent. Very exciting!
And these short-shorts are apparently designed for rapid ascent and descent, scaling and rappelling vertical cliffs with shocking speed, littering the route with massacred FUD traders, and bleeding, vicious, delusional short sellers from the swamps of CNBC and The Street.
The whole thing makes me think of Bosch or Escher..... what a fascinating world we find ourselves in today
OK, I will never do a chart ever again, promise!
~500k shares in 4 minutes ~$4 dip
Then 200k shares on a green candle...
Edit: love this:
Then 200k shares on a green candle...
Edit: love this:
EarlyAdopter
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If it goes to $4000 I will sell. Maybe even $3999.
UPDATE: Tesla analysts say they're 'as confused as everyone else.'
LMAO!!!
LMAO!!!
EarlyAdopter
Active Member
The WSJ version of this "story" just out literally says:
SEC Has Made Inquiries to Tesla Over Elon Musk’s ’Taking Private’ Tweet —Sources
So, "sources."
I can see why Elon would want to take Tesla private. This is just ridiculous.
Expect plenty more of this sort of rumor mongering and FUD all the way to closing of the deal.
I’m happy that despite the volatile trading today, we almost closed flat (what’s +/-3% on that news!?).
Gives some time to reset and a good sleep after the rally.
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@wipster
Yes!
One could tell from that JP Morgan update. Total clueless.
Gives some time to reset and a good sleep after the rally.
Edit:
@wipster
Yes!
One could tell from that JP Morgan update. Total clueless.
jhm
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Yes, now we camp at $370. It's not marshmallows we should be roasting. Everything falls into place.
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