Folks, let it go. It doesn't matter what we've experienced, 69KWH has assured us we are all wrong.
Also, my not getting in my car, driving 20 minutes, sitting there for X minutes (usually 20+) and driving 20 minutes home is ACTIVELY avoiding updating my car. There is absolutely no excuse why Elon doesn't deserve both that hour of my life (actually 3 because I didn't rush out and update each of the three times updates were offered to me in the past 3 months) AND to change my car in unpredictable and unwanted ways. I must be a slave to Lord Elon.
Mea culpa, I didn't understand the code of the tesla freak who can't understand there are people living lives their own way and not slaves to expectations of the delusional.