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  1. FakeStewartAlsop

    The last time I used all the energy in my traction battery...

    Just in case I wanted to 'push things' right up to the limit. (FYI, I've driven a car ~3 miles when it read 0 miles in the battery). Done that, not doing it again.
  2. FakeStewartAlsop

    Help me name my MS

    Johnny Cab?
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    What is your rated miles when starting a SuperCharge session?

    I'm thinking of starting a poll that describes "When you ran out of juice, how far were you from the SuperCharger, HPWC or other decent charging apparatus." Probably too few people to get any meaningful information. But it would be good to hear how people got themselves into that jam, e.g...
  4. FakeStewartAlsop

    What Should Elon Include in His Top Secret Master Plan II

    Steam catapult on-ramps. $1 per use. Must come to a complete stop on the ramp to use it.
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    Improved Supercharger Information

    As a hacker, and part time evil genius, I need to come up with some kind of fake "Elon Musk public Service announcement". I would transmit a (falsely) live video feed from an ersatz Elon Musk to the cars sitting at the Supercharger 5 minutes up the road. The public service announcement would...
  6. FakeStewartAlsop

    Lease Takeover: 2015 70D

    If you give me a cashier's check for $20,000 I might be able to take it off your hands.
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    Question for Tesla Owners

    LOL!
  8. FakeStewartAlsop

    I WON! Thanks to this forum!

    I've gotta ask. How does the vanguard NEMA 14-50 installer handle it when a second person at the complex wants to charge their Tesla? Is the spot dedicated to you alone? How are the electricity costs distributed?
  9. FakeStewartAlsop

    What is your rated miles when starting a SuperCharge session?

    I don't know why the original text was cut off: Round up to the nearest 10. Thus 1 mile is selected by 10 miles.
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    What is your rated miles when starting a SuperCharge session?

    For Canadians and non-Imperial-system, multiply your km by .62
  11. FakeStewartAlsop

    Charging spot entitlement?

    Oh, that's my note. I don't have a Tesla yet. I just like to put out those notes to mess with Tesla owners. :)
  12. FakeStewartAlsop

    2014 Tesla Model S60 Grey Metallic 19.9K miles

    What did you sell it for?
  13. FakeStewartAlsop

    Has anyone charged up at a gas station?

    I too am a cyclist. I'm thinking of a better way: install a extra small gear in the front rings, and an extra big gear in the rear cassette of the bicycle. Now add a tow rope, and you are ready to go! Just like a mountain, except with a car behind you.
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    Has anyone charged up at a gas station?

    OK, there is a 'degraded' refuel experience, and then there is an outright fail, which is what Bjorn demonstrated. His comment "I'm now get to burn some calories so I can eat a burger" -- while pushing his car, is very nearly a disaster. If he had 500 meters to go rather than 100 meters, he...