Recent content by TheareticalOne

Here's the issue with calculations on that one. A.) I am both a person and a business - but I am a person first. My personal emotions matter and the degree to which I am ruined dictates my emotional frustration. B.) I didn't just overpay for this car. I had a P85D that was as good as sold at 42k...

I offer full control of the AC, Radio and have free water & snacks... chargers and mints... even bluetooth headphones to offer for my passengers and/or for myself so they can have a sense of privacy on long travels. I have a 3 to 4 sentence exchange about everything I offer, during which I sus...

there are fantastic services, for certain. But no worries if you ever did get me as a driver. I take care of all my customers and don't misled them or fail to deliver them to the location we agreed upon... and if there's a mistake help them amend it and get them where they need to go. I don't...

Wait, there is an original Tesla Autopilot designation... makes sense... and on Model S vehicles going all the way back to 2015 and before... they are *still* considered in Beta? That's insane. Or more accurately mind blowing... and one hell of a CYA. Isn't the OG Tesla considered a legacy...

Like, if the Model 3 can't perform adaptive cruise control and lane assist functions (aka Tesla 'Autopilot') then marketing an 'advanced' version of the base function is intentional misleading. Cause like... it follows that advaned autopilot and FSD are in Beta. It also follows that id have to...

Strange. Maybe that's the difference between "having Uber drivers" and being an Uber driver, lol. Sorry, but for real - I live in Hampton Roads and there is a lot of long hauls from the North Side, down to Suffolk and Chesapeake... and always back and forth between the Beachs Oceanfront and...

I can feel Elons smug face laughing at tricking me into debt unloading a non-functioning, unsafe car on me. I should calm down. I struggle to keep calm because at my core... I know I am nobody. That Tesla will likely get away with all this while I am left a fool, paying for their mistakes. That...

Sorry Sorry, three paragraphs. Car no good. Car dangerous. Tesla lie. Tesla know. Tesla still lie. Tesla sell me dangerous, no good car. Call it discount. Bigger lie. Tesla no take refund because they know car broken. Tesla can't fix. Tesla shrug, say working on it. Then drop price instead of...

Hey *sigh* many words confuse. My car randomly accelerates and brakes, it chimes and dings at nothing and disengages adaptive cruise control. It brakes and kicks out of 'autopilot' (marketing jargon for adaptive cruise control +lane assist) randomly but predominately at night. The...

I don't want a lawsuit. But I also don't want to be strong armed into an extended beta test. I did not sign up for this... I did not buy FSD, I bought a luxury EV that I was told could perform. If it's Tesla's position I should have known this car was unsafe, they better be willing to make me...

My name is named Thea... thus thearetical... nvm. my pronouns are she/her btw!

Should have bought any other luxury EV. Yes. I should sell the car and take an enormous loss because Tesla Corporation lied and sold me a hunk of junk then dropped the MSRP instead of fixing my car while stringing me along with lies... all in less than 30 days. No way! Here's the deal. They...

Also, for those curious. I drive Uber at night because that's when I can make the best money... driving drunk folks home and parties and whatnot. It's surprisingly good money - I can't drink anyway. I just want my car to be right. I have been patient. I have done everything right. Why do I get...

I intended on owning and working this car for 8 years. I planned on getting the title. I planned on driving this Tesla until the warranty expired like the last one and buying a new one. I want out of this nightmare. Now.

Your 'overextension' is my business model. I make 2.5x the average of most Uber drivers because I offer a free, premium service and folks tip accordingly. Free water. Snacks. A luxury ride. It matters to the material outcome of my work - it accounts for increased earnings having both an EV and a...