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    Big UI Design Leaked!!! [Parody]

    IT'S GREEN THOUGH! ALSO I'M WRITING THIS IN BIG FONTS SO THESE PEOPLE CAN READ IT AND NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT FONT SIZE.
  2. K

    Still Waiting on Holiday Release Part 2 Update

    All they'll need to do is allow for the speaker to broadcast whatever the microphone is picking up. Lots of whining, sobbing, and crying.
  3. K

    Still Waiting on Holiday Release Part 2 Update

    I heard the update will be released some time and will contain new features that people will whine about.
  4. K

    Big UI Design Leaked!!! [Parody]

    Tesla heard that people on the forums were upset about the UI, so they took all of your very important feedback into mind and redesigned the Model 3/Y UI to match exactly what you people want. This is beautiful!
  5. K

    Bring Back The Green Mileage Icon - Please!

    You are one of the only reasonable people here, apparently. Cheers my friend. We are the minority.
  6. K

    Bring Back The Green Mileage Icon - Please!

    I want it to fart the battery percentage to me in morse code every time it changes. WHY WON'T ELON DO THIS!? IT'S A SIMPLE SOFTWARE UPDATE! CATER TO MY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!
  7. K

    Still Waiting on Holiday Release Part 2 Update

    What you need is a cure for cancer, not a software update.
  8. K

    Bring Back The Green Mileage Icon - Please!

    Put a piece of green vinyl over that part of your screen then.
  9. K

    Bring Back The Green Mileage Icon - Please!

    It really isn't hard to see. It's just not what you've been used to seeing. Why are you constantly staring at your charge anyways?
  10. K

    Still Waiting on Holiday Release Part 2 Update

    Get in your car and drive around the block. Did you die?
  11. K

    Still Waiting on Holiday Release Part 2 Update

    You people are giving yourselves anxiety over nothing. Just drive your damn car and when the update comes, it comes. It's not like you're going to die if you don't get it.
  12. K

    2021.2.9 ???

    I hope this update makes the whole screen Size 72 font for all the people on here whining about the UI. Just as a big F you from Elon.
  13. K

    How I got Boombox to take custom tracks

    Damn, just sell your car then if it's so awful. Your specific needs aren't being catered to by Tesla...oh no!
  14. K

    ForSale: Spoiler Shipping Box for Model 3/Y

    Can you sell me the box for $25 with $25 inside of it? Once I see that it's in good shape and functional, I will return the $25 deposit?
  15. K

    Supercharger - Jacksonville, FL - Chaffee Road

    You shouldn't be supercharging all the time. Only when needed on trips.
  16. K

    Anyone wondering about the "Coming Soon" Supercharger Stations in Florida?

    It's important to note the pins on the Tesla map are not entirely location accurate. They are simply noting the city/town where the supercharger will be located.
  17. K

    Where to request or suggest features or superchargers?

    Tesla doesn't care about your opinion.
  18. K

    Supercharger - Winter Garden, FL

    Can I just say how much better this is than stopping at Turkey Creek on my way from Fort Lauderdale to Gainesville? The one at Turkey Creek is complete garbage.
  19. K

    Park animation. So dumb

    It's hilarious how none of you people can use a simple UI.
  20. K

    Software update 2020.48.26.x update, font size problems

    You know what car has fonts big enough for you and suits your driving styles? A Prius.
  21. K

    Snippiness 2.0

    I bet most of the people whining in here have their phones set to 400x zoom and drive 20 mph below the speed limit anyways.
  22. K

    Software update 2020.48.26.x update, font size problems

    I hate my free updates so much that add features to my car I didn't pay for!
  23. K

    Anyone else dislike the new UI?

    Yes! I hate it! I wish it had easier access to the farts!
  24. K

    Software update 2020.48.26.x update, font size problems

    I hope Elon makes the font even smaller.
  25. K

    Software update 2020.48.26.x update, font size problems

    The greatest Christmas present is all of your moaning over this update. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drive around playing ice cream truck music and fart at people.
  26. K

    FS: 20" Staggered Turbines for Model 3 + TPMS + tires - $1500

    235/35/20 and 275/30/20 It will fit your Model Y.
  27. K

    Software update 2020.48.26.x update, font size problems

    The only complaint I have is that the fart sounds aren't loud enough.
  28. K

    FS: 20" Staggered Turbines for Model 3 + TPMS + tires - $1500

    Selling my set of staggered 20x8.5 +35 and 20x10 +40 turbines from EVWheelsDirect with TPMS and Yokohama Advan Apex V601 tires with plenty of tread in the front and about 40% life left in the rear. The wheels alone sell for $1556 + shipping brand new. Asking $1500 OBO for the whole set (wheels...
  29. K

    Boombox Feature Not Working

    Probably because you don't have an external speaker...
  30. K

    Snippiness 2.0

    This thread has nothing to contribute because it's built on an entirely false premise.
  31. K

    Snippiness 2.0

    V11 doesn't exist yet. Y'all are stupid.
  32. K

    2020.48.x

    It's a two part release. This is just part one.
  33. K

    V11 is going to be HUGE!

    This isn't V11...if that wasn't already obvious.
  34. K

    V11 is going to be HUGE!

    Twas the night before Christmas, and all forum members, were anxious and angry that it's late December, and Elon had lied, he promised us presents, so we cried and we cried like sad lonely peasants, Some like @CreamSoduh, so butthurt and tasteless, would send out PMs to show how they're racist...
  35. K

    V11 is going to be HUGE!

    Should have seen the racist message I got from him that prompted me to post that. It started with a "g" and ended up with an "ook"
  36. K

    V11 is going to be HUGE!

    Hi @CreamSoduh!!! How are you bud? Did you get your update yet? I know you've been very upset about it. Don't worry, your 2017 sadness-spec RWD Model 3 is still going to get the update!
  37. K

    V11 is going to be HUGE!

    2020.48.25 Release Notes - Sad Teslabois - Anxiety Upgrade - Tears of Grown Men
  38. K

    V11 is going to be HUGE!

    IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!
  39. K

    V11 is going to be HUGE!

    This is all hilarious. The software update will get here when it gets here. You people are getting upset over nothing.
  40. K

    S3XY Shorts: Guess Ive Been a Good Girl this Year

    I love where this thread is going.
  41. K

    Snippiness 2.0

    That woman needs help
  42. K

    Snippiness 2.0

    That was weak.