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They've already released multiple ads with pretty boy Tom so there's nothing to negotiate. This deal is happening and Elon already stated the terms.

Maybe his next kid's name?

They don't need to send them into orbit. Buffaloes have wings don't ya know.

That reminds me. I should probably start shopping for a monocle.

How much credit does Koguan Leo get for the recent runup?

Well don't keep us in suspense. Could the monkeys tell when they defeated the emmissions suppression systems? /s

Wow, Elon is even more in his head than I thought.

He'll probably be back, eventually, angry and determined to show everyone how he was always right about TSLA. And then he'll step on that rake again.

If I had a hammmer, I'd hammer in the mor or ning. (For the record this is singing not poetry.)

The scoring system seems to allow at least +5 MPH over the limit without penalty. I regularly drive 5-8 over and have a 99 score. My only dings have been aggressive turns.

Sooooo conjecture.

Actually, it was a very clever way of making him play dead.

When you're best known for how well you swung your hammer that one time everything starts to look like a nail.

Pssssshhh! I can do this too. I just need my extended recording of a can opener. They'll follow me anywhere.

Also, it sounds like he uses FSD all the time so he only has to worry about Forced Disengagements.

If it's anything like the decanter I just bought it'll be better than the cars.

In the meeting he sounded like he thought there might only be about 1,000 people with a score of 100. I think he's crazy but it seems he doesn't understand how many people are anxious to test it out.

I'm going with Model C for the China version and Model G for the German one (maybe D for Deutschland?). I know, not very imaginative. So shoot me. Model S is Sedan so Elon has nothing on me. :D

Start planning your vacation to the US, rent a Cybertruck, and go nuts in Moab and Canyonlands National Park.

I'm at 99 but low miles so likely still down the list a ways. Might need to go out for a leasurely joy ride at lunch time. Edit: Sounded too aggressive driving.

I was feeling lucky this morning and put in an order at $777.77. I somehow managed to resist the FOMO when we popped into the $790's and just closed on my order. Sorry for the boring anecdote but us HODLers only have these small victories to point to as opposed to the options gamblers high...

That's true as far as range is concerned. However, there will likely be a difference in charging speed and 0 to 60 numbers. But at this point both of those factors are already at acceptable levels.

So the horns, whistles and buzzers didn't tip you off then?

I think we just passed today's MMD.

You're probably part of the European shadow mode.

Welcome KoGuan!

A lot of times provisions like this are added as an easy concession towards reaching an agreement. They need some extra fat to cut in satisfying the other side but still leave what you really want in the bill.

The first billion is always the hardest. :D

I think he overshot it by a day.

Employees are stockholders. $3k per share is quite the incentive.

And many times the E finger travels faster than the I finger.

I'm not happy about it either but just think of it like GM getting the Bolt out before the Model 3.

Maybe add a $5,000 (or more for higher level vehicles) option to add a steering wheel? If you really want one it'll cost you.

But it's too dangerous to sell a Tesla there. :confused:

Freudian slip?

My Y is about VIN 1000 and just installed 2021.32.5 coming from 2021.24.4.

I'm in. I'm going to need somewhere to hide my chairs.

Sorry, way behind but I had to respond. Did you even see that paper clip thing?

And when it follows you into the next room you can ask "Optimus, why did I come in here?"

Why stay at the exaFLOP house? It's an order of magnitude better!

Are you sure you're not going to want a Marcia the Supercharger Ranger for that? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Sure, but what will the TMC moderators do all day then?

They still might start producing the Cybertruck early next year. If so, the first builds would have the FSD Computer 1 chip but still have the rest of the HW4 suite. My Model 3 had to be upgraded to the FSDC1 chip once it became available. Maybe they will do something similar with the CT and...

And that's why you don't use just one month to project out the whole quarter!

This means no seam to create wind noise where the "windshield" meets the "roof".

Reverse engineering the MM algo's. Nice!