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Two weeks… surely 😂

Just had a reply from Tesla “ Thank you for your email. The Tesla app will be updated by Tesla Europe, we do not have access to the content.”

I emailed TeslaOps yesterday. Waiting for a reply…

It’s not showing on mine as yet. I assumed it would. Perhaps not

Yup. Sun had come out 😂

…and now the U.K. and Europe are effectively paying more for FSD than the US !! https://apple.news/A45xYCF2KS7uQz4MQSFQUCA

My wipers behaved perfectly on a short outward journey wiping intermittently in light rain. Unfortunately, they continued to operate exactly the same on the return journey long after the rain had stopped. Enough said!

Nor I. In its current form, sometimes it’s right and sometimes it isn’t.

TACC under vision only is not as good as it was under radar. It allows quite a gap to open up before it thinks abouts catching up. Used at night, it often closes the gap too much. But that’s Teslavision for you. Poor man’s radar…

If you do buy faraday bags, be sure to test them regularly. After several months both the highly rated bags we bought, leaked sufficiently to open the car (not our Tesla). We bought a faraday tin a couple of years ago and that’s bullet proof.

Late afternoon onwards, my 8 west facing panels exceed the power provided by the 33 south facing ones

There are many 30 and 20 limits round here with cars parked to weave in and out of. A speed limiter is the perfect tool for the job. Cruise, and I’ve tried it, is a complete waste of time. It’s not designed for towns and villages. Teslavision is too scared of parked cars and pedestrians. Other...

The next space X launch has a couple of candidates…

I’m not sure why the legislation says but I’d hope that it actually act as a ceiling and prevent the car exceeding the set limit. Having it just ‘bong’ is a waste of space. My 2012 Prius did that.

I’d much prefer an update that sorted all the things that only work some of the time, gave us features that would be really useful, e.g. speed limiter, got rid of the things that should never happen and finally gave us everything we paid for. I just want a car that works, not a games machine...

Upcoming…. Like everything else :mad:

I expect one day in the future, FSD will only be for Ryzen chips and even then limited in operation

Tesla BS. Mine still bongs but not only that, the radio goes quiet until it stops

My 2020 3LRwould have been about 310 when new. I keep it 80% rightly or wrongly. 100% now is about 298 but last year during a holiday it showed 305 at 100% The actual mileage returned on that journey was closer to 320 as it was warm and I was light footed 😁

Not enough revenue coming in…

Clincher would be FSD transfer …for now

The release of Smart summon is just a ‘come and get me’ estimate 😂

I’m still getting charges stopping with my Zappi that began in February. There seems to be greater sensitivity at the pilot pins Today the car charged for 7 minutes and reported charge stopped. Zappi showed charge delayed then charge complete which wasn’t true. Plugged in again and charged to...

I still get plenty from the passenger seat 😂

There are also no model 3’s beyond 5 years old so we have no idea what may give out in less than 8 years. Hopefully, and yet disappointingly, nothing!

Just bought 4 years worth. Warranty ran out 26th March. No issues documents through by email within a minute. Not sure if this will show up under warranty in the Tesla app. Hasn’t yet.

8.9 installing. @AnthonyLR you too?

Contrary to my recollection, I just discovered that I paid for FSD on my credit card My initial thoughts are to go down the route of section 75 to downgrade from FSD to EAP without the hassle of small claims court Is this a viable route?

Hot melt glue may do the trick Can be peeled off with no damage to anything

Nor my March 2020

A months trial of not much as it stands, is unlikely to open the floodgates of orders for FSD. Those of you without USS won’t get summon but at least Autopark may work and in the right circumstances, auto lane change may choose to work. Over and above EAP, all it will do is stop at traffic...

Being April 1st, I was tempted to post that I’d just been offered and downloaded FSD beta 12.2.4 Then I realised that no one on this forum would fall for it 😂

Just plain retired. For the last 26 years…

To be on the safe side, get it in writing on the receipt that EAP is included.. Tesla can switch it off even by mistake.

It’s included with the vehicle according the vehicle’s screen. If you are purchasing, unless otherwise stated, it will be included in the price.

Had a short drive this morning on .8.7 and the car is still braking for pedestrians when they are close to the kerb. Don’t rate that at all!

It’s not unlike “the wrong sort of leaves on the line” 😂

What a bummer! It’s a warning to us all not to drop anything. I know how hard it is just to rescue a £1 coin or my key card from beside the seat!

That’s the time an illuminated endoscope comes in handy. I had one that connected by USB to a laptop and found no use for it so gave it away. Then I found lots of uses for it :mad:

2035: First leg of HS2 completed. Oh no sorry, that’s reality! .and postmasters start getting compensation for Horizon :mad:

We have a better chance of fully operational ar$e wipers allied to fart mode, knowing Elon

Now who’s going to change my catheter? 😂

‘Just Stop Electric’ protesters are gluing themselves to Solar farms!

The ozone layer has become so fragile that flatulence has been made illegal. Brussels sprouts are now class A vegetables and the favourite commodity sold by county line gangs.

By 2035, I’ll be more concerned about catheter changes than software updates 😂

@Durzel @AnthonyLR I ran out of warranty on Tuesday and I guess both of you are out too Have you heard anything?

No one mentioned the coming of the four ICE drivers of the apocalypse 😂

2024.8.7 downloading @AnthonyLR you too? Glad to see the back of 8.4

You missed out compulsory euthanasia to preserve global oxygen levels 😂

Thanks @SiW80 will do. I’ll PM you later