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Are you still rambling on. Don’t you have someone to tell off for using Intelligent Octopus wrong? 🤡 How are those maths lessons coming along?

Wrong again, but that’s par for the course with you.

Hmm… 🤔 You’re bang on the money

That’s where you’re wrong, I don’t “abhor” my cars. Edit: those expanded release notes makes this update seem much better

On the other hand, Tesla will require you to buy an entirely new car for the pleasure of having something “legacy” have been offering for over a decade

Because like everything Tesla does, it's a half baked solution

Better get used to this legacy life where your car increasingly gets less and less of these new features

Yeah, it's nothing like that any more. When I collected both cars in 2022 I was handed the cards, pointed to the general direction of where my new car was and sent on my way.

🤭

How much is not a lot?

Been available for just under a year, I think and a jolly good update it was too. Just needs the ability to set an arrival SOC and we’re on par with Porsche ;)

Follow the signs? 🤔

Fixed that for you ;)

It’s an unfortunate consequence of OTA updates where any old garbage (the MVP) is shipped with the promise that one day it’ll be fixed with a future update. Sadly new, shiny features get prioritised over fixing things so the improvements never really happen that quickly either.

Some UK based EX30 content. Doesn't come out on top vs the Kona, which is not a good sign.

Touched a nerve, I see. Play the ball, not the man. Reported.

Point still stands, it’s worse than the previous model

People doubted me when I said this, but it's true.

Had VWFS and Santander come back today saying there were no agreements in place. Just waiting for the two BMW ones

What riddle? You on the drink again.

Legacy Model S and X say hi 👋

That’ll be difficult since some cars don’t have a camera, others do have a camera but no infrared lights while newer cars do. It’s the reason why you can defeat the checks on keeping your eyes on the road with sunglasses on. The whole thing is completely flawed because the camera was never...

Had the same thing happen to me before I got my charger installed. Chap from the DNO who was doing the pre-install checks didn’t like that I had a 100 amp fuse installed so he downgraded it to 60/80 amps (I’m on a looped supply) without saying anything. The old 100 amp fuse is now sat on a...

Why do you care? That Rohan Patel guy from Tesla has already let it be known FSD won’t be coming to Europe for a very long time. The beta level is completely meaningless when it comes to Tesla. Supervised is the new beta. You’ll be waiting for a while because it’s not the EU who decided this...

You should have stopped there. No amount of over the air updates or FSD rewrites are ever going to make our cars drive themselves or be deployed as robotaxis. There will be no physical product, just as there was no physical product when he announced the Roadster or the robot. Anyone can churn...

No, it’s defined as a car that can drive itself and be deployed as a robotaxi.

Musk says the Reuters article is a lie, but doesn’t specify what exactly is a lie. If you read the article, it would appear that Reuters have all the receipts so I’d be more inclined to believe them over a ketamine addled guy who has form for telling porky pies 🐷

When are we not?

It’s an announcement, not a release. I’m old enough to remember when the new Roadster was announced over 5 years ago. It’ll be 2040 by the time anything real is actually available.

LOL

Any reason why they wouldn't ship from China? Seems a bit mental you'd ship a car all the way to India from Europe when there's a factory churning out cars on their doorstep in Shanghai

Hang fire if you’re thinking of buying, discounts are on their way

These 2 are the ones that I’m desperate for.

Now compare those to last years numbers.

Mentions a drop in sales; tries to deflect by showing a completely unrelated chart and tries to shoehorn BMW just for good measure 🤭

Just Tesla's vice president for public policy and business development admitting you won't be getting what you were promised

Because a further drop in sales is exactly what they want 🤦‍♂️

Nor is it self driving if you’re constantly having to supervise it, but we won’t dwell on that 🙃

But but they're all waiting for a refresh they don't even know exists And whack some indicators in so that you don't alienate potential customers

You’re going to be very angry when you find out where most of the controls on a Tesla live

* sigh * Still not dark or alcantara headlining, a performance car that looks like a base spec Audi A5

Wouldn’t you be embarrassed driving around in a knock off Porsche Taycan?

So by that logic sales should have ballooned now that Highland is available but it has not happened. None of this is anything other than a figment of people’s imagination. There is no Model 2, no revolutionary production process and even if it was to come to fruition, it will be several years...

You’ve lost me, what do I have other than your made up “truth”?

I actually need to be presented with the truth in order for me to attempt to handle it

So you have absolutely no evidence and just making things up 😂

They are, I just don't have any for multinational companies or billionaires. Hard to believe, I know. Right... so where was the bit where I was "over the moon"?

Was I? That’s news to me 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, about that...

Tesla thanks them for the interest free loan