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  1. M

    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    It detects a space fine and the "P" appears. After that it gets confused. This may be down to the streets I park on. In the UK there are narrow roads which only allow 1 car at a time. This was not a problem for the BMW's we have (M3/M5). I admit I have not tried in larger car parks many time due...
  2. M

    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    "Obvious lie" I clearly said it doesn't work for me and if it works for you great. Do not be so pious my opinion is as valid as yours
  3. M

    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    The biggest problem is it doesn't work. At all. In any way shape or form. It is not fit for purpose. Feels like a pet project given to one of the interns to do when they aren't busy. If it works for you great but for me, it is a joke
  4. M

    Matrix Headlights on LR Y?

    matrix headlights are only good if they can shape the beam to allow as much of the road to be illuminated as possible without dazzling other road users. tesla doesn't have this capability even if they are installed. Thankfully it can spell TESLA with the headlights during the lightshow. This...
  5. M

    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    Await a terrifying lurch backwards as your car stutters into the middle of a space with all the grace of a new-born dear taking its first steps. Start manoeuvre again parking manually as the autopark is still progressing to beta version
  6. M

    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    The autopark is trash compared to BMW and mercedes, these are, at the moment, far superior the tesla version is a joke at the moment. No need to be passive/aggrssive
  7. M

    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    They need to get the matrix headlights sorted the auto high beam is constantly coming on too early and staying on too long.
  8. M

    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    My old 135i had far superior autopark then the MY. The tesla autopark is slow and dimwitted. A question though does it use any ultrasonic sensors or it all via tesla vision?
  9. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    NOT shipping related... Just a quick thank you to all of the contributors to this forum. Looking @Mr Miserable in particular! Car delivered today and very happy
  10. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Delivered and extremely happy. Just need to spend some quality time with it. Luckily have the rest of the week off. Delivered directly to the house by wedelivercars.com Message the night before and a call on the day to give me an hour before arrival. Will post some pictures when (or should...
  11. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    On tuesday there will be one driving around Newcastle
  12. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Delivery for me is 6/9/22 and I got the reg on the 11th of August
  13. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    With the impending arrival of GLOVIS COMPANION are there any dockside webcams that can be accessed?
  14. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    For those still awaiting contact from Tesla I thought I would write down what happened to me. Ordered in March with an initial EDD of June (ha!) After many, many checks I finally got notice of a VIN a little over a month ago asking me to confirm a delivery address (I have ordered through...
  15. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    For future reference a hi-viz jacket, clipboard and a hard hat will get you anywhere. Just walk with purpose and stop occasionally to take "notes"
  16. M

    China and Berlin production news

    If the VIN is 405 does that mean it was built preupdate?
  17. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Got confirmation of my 72 plate this morning with scheduled delivery to home on the 6th of September. Not long to go now!⚡
  18. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    Delivery booked for 6th of September with VIN assigned. Which boat should I be following?
  19. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    Kind of the point I was looking to make.
  20. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    @Mr Miserable any impact to Telsa incoming vessels? Felixstowe strike: Workers at UK's biggest container port to walk off the job for eight days
  21. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Looks like a mass comms as I got the same message at the same time
  22. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Just a guess but I imagine the software load is the same with lockouts in place. That way you just need the right key to access and they do not need to cock about when updates come in as they are all the same. Suppose it depends on the size of the software among other things.
  23. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    It seems they did a job lot of red ones because mine is getting delivered on the 6th. Just not too sure if it is in transit already or awaiting pick up as the journey from Shanghai to Southampton is ~28 days...
  24. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Apparently they do not register until the day of delivery according to my latest tesla info text
  25. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Delivery confirmed for 6th of September (home delivery)
  26. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Would be good if I could see this I have ordered through Tusker so do not have access to any EDD....
  27. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Does that mean if you have aug/sep it should be on its way already?
  28. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    It seems the ship tracker is in need of an update Are all of the VINS out on their first pass for the ships in transit to the UK?
  29. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    When will it be confirmed if your car is on board one of the ships on its way to Europe/UK?
  30. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    I have ordered through tusker has anyone been given any indication as to when delivery will be? I have early September at the moment and was wondering if tesla will contact me directly
  31. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    I am in the same boat (so to speak) with Tusker. It is a massive pain in the arse to have to wait for them to update things.
  32. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    Bloody better be ! :)
  33. M

    UK 2022 Orders to Delivery inc the shipping thread for posts with no shipping news

    Question about delivery and 1st notification. How soon after a ship departs do you get notification that it is inbound?
  34. M

    China and Berlin production news

    Assuming full production rates (17k/wk before shutdown and 22k/wk after) then by the end of august they should have produced roughly the same amount of cars with only a couple of thousand difference. So if they start shipping to europe mid to late july then early august is still doable. Maybe...
  35. M

    China and Berlin production news

    Pre-planned maintenance to take place 1 - 4 of July. Then production should be higher. Tesla are asking staff to carry out other duties. Maybe driving cars to the dock? If there is a ship waiting there at the end of this month would give an indication
  36. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    If that is the case that it is shipping only then why have a forum/chat? Would it not be better to have a static web page as this could give the salient details.
  37. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    Any likely candidates for the next ship to Southampton for Q3 deliveries?
  38. M

    MYP UK Waiting Room

    MYLR has parcel shelf and granny charger
  39. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    I think it was mentioned earlier in the thread but is anyone aware of when the 1st Q3 to UK ships will be departing? I have early september as the "gdd" (guessed delivery date) which is more accurate than the EDD to my mind at least. I digress, to get to the UK for early september then the ship...
  40. M

    Model Y UK Delivery

    How old do you need to be to qualify as an old git. Asking for a friend
  41. M

    Model Y UK Delivery

    That is a real kick in the balls. I ordered the same spec in early march and still do not have an EDD. Not your fault obviously but shows the tesla algo is a bit off!
  42. M

    2022 Shipping Movements

    I think there was mention of VINs been issued tomorrow but as with all things it is still a "how long is a piece of string" argument.
  43. M

    Model Y UK Delivery

    I have mixed feelings about this as this the same spec as the one I have ordered. Just another 3 months to go :-(
  44. M

    Model Y UK Delivery

    the one I have on order...can I have it?
  45. M

    Model Y UK Delivery

    No doubt looking to fill with cancellations. If this doesn't happen then next 1/4...
  46. M

    Model Y UK Delivery

    How do you get to the live chat?
  47. M

    Model Y UK Delivery

    Another shift in the EDD. So far this week it has been mid July, Late June and now early September. I realise things are up in the air but FFS really!? The anticipation of getting this car has completely gone now. Maybe it worse for me as I am getting the car through Tusker which adds another...