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I think that’s called “a joke”😂

Sorry, meant “out of the woods yet”!

If the car “breaks” that much I wouldn’t drive it, a broken car sounds dangerous to drive😂😂😂

Never say never (perhaps,….. it’s Tesla after all. Over promises and under delivery’s)😂

DVLA will post it

I’d kinda like the wipers to wipe when it rains or screen is wet and not wipe when it’s dry😡

Lucky CS (to have a button to press) us lower class customers can’t get buttons we want on the car🤣🤣🤣

Ok, I thought I was “messing” something😁

Where in the boot? I wasn’t aware of an rj45 socket in the boot area🤔

Timbeeeeerrrrrr😂

Spoiler… joke alert Reminds me of the report a nun made to the mother superior, telling her “mother superior, there’s a new case is syphilis in the convent” to which the mother superior replied “it will make a welcome change from that awful beaujolais we’ve been drinking”🤣🤣🤣

LR does not have LFP battery, only MIC SR+ (or what they call that now) have LFP batteries

I’ve got no plans to part with my Mk1 Morris Cooper, I smile every time I drive it… wait… I smile every time I drive my Tesla… maybe I was a Cheshire Cat in a past life😂

The one with the joke or the one in womens undies?😂

No, just reverse into sc parking bay, grab the charging lead, press the button on the charge plug (which opens charge flap on car) plug in, chill, charge and cough up via your linked credit card whenever you get c card bill

No need to apologise! Sometimes auto correct alters what you type without you noticing. So many posts use the word break when they should use brake, no offence to you intended😁

Must be the roads you travel on… I’ve never seen a phantom taking a break (even at hallowe’en)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And quite a few others say they get phantom “breaking”🤣🤣🤣

My e-golf was also had faultless adaptive cruise control PLUS it had a resume button, it’s a pain to have to “reset” the Tesla one if you have to touch the brakes any time. AND the auto wipers worked AND the auto headlight dip also worked

I I used gapinsurance.co.uk Found them very approachable and they seem to know the gap insurance market and pitfalls very well. I would suggest you give them a ring and discuss your options with them (I’ve no association with them other than being a 2 times customer Sorry but I’ve no idea who...

Money, staff, money, IT systems, money and more money?

Don’t wish to appear rude but… get used to it, it’s the “Tesla way” (FWIW, I think it’s cr@p as well) but no news might be better than various conflicting news that some listers report? That must be worse when you can’t trust what you’re told😡

A quick lick with a wet tongue should do the trick🤣 Jesting aside, exactly what do you want to check about the battery?

More like welcome to the Tesla way😂

Ah, but then you’ll be asking things like “why are my wipers on when it’s dry and off when it’s raining” or why are my headlights on when the suns so bright I need my sunglasses on and don’t auto dip for oncoming traffic” or why did my car slam the brakes on for no apparent reason” At least it...

I'm waiting for the update/change that makes the wipers and headlight auto dip work acceptably. However, I'm not holding my breath whilst waiting 😂

My auto😂 wipers are still the kind of bad that I call very very (bad)

It means you will get it when it arrives. When it might arrive is a much tricker question to answer😂

Caveat Emptor and all that, but if you’re sure it’s cosher, I suggest you and the Mrs grab it with all 4 of your hands🤣

Let’s hope you don’t end up “panic crying”😂😂😂

Thanks Doudeau

Sorry, last post by me was meant to be to @Doudeau

Thanks, sounds like a lot of money for 3 strips of alcantara, does it really cost that much for materials plus fitting the alcantara plus labour plus profit? Not wishing to be critical as it may be the pictures on their website but the finished job does not look to be the same material in colour...

I also had an ID3 (for a few hours) that was a few hours to many. I agree, it drove quite well, I also agree the interior is horrible, I had an Egolf at the time which was totally reliable and the ID3 was a “first” (worst) edition with horrific issues with software that seemed riddled with...

Do you mind telling us the cost of this 3 piece conversion, and is it a while you wait service or even an exchange service?

That’s what’s called a result 😁… (not something I’m used to getting from Tesla)😡

Go on… tell us (how much)… you know you will sooner or later😂

Got 2021.32.20 today, happened to be sitting in the car when it was installing. It sounded like all 7 dwarfs were frantically trying to mine something under the rear seat with metal hammers and picks at various point during the install. Nothing about loud banging noises I could see in the...

Yeah, the MIC ones are close to purrfect😂

If you’re worried about petrol/diesel shortages, just buy one of those “self charging” cars simples😂😂😂😂😂

Mine did (picked up end March 2021)

Yes

The OP asked “within the Tesla” which I understand to mean using the options available in the vehicle charging schedules / timers provided by Tesla. It is NOT possible to set both a start AND stop time using the Tesla schedules, it’s one or the other 😡

Mine shows 264 (miles) range after a 100% charge, the same as it showed when I collected it 6 months ago. I don’t consider that reading to be particularly relevant, what matters is what you actually achieve, that of course varies every time you drive (subject to all the factors that determine...

I’m failing to get notifications on IOS 14.7.1 and car software version 12.25.7 so I suspect it’s more to do with the system that generates and sends the notifications rather than issues with Android / IOS or car software version

Me too (no notifications for start or end of supercharge today

Mine were just extensions for the front, rears were not included. I also suspect if you fit the extensions, you will find they last as long as the first speed bump or kerb etc that you encounter before they get detached. FWIW I decided to buy and fit front and back colour matched flaps from a...

You are a very trusting soul, I wouldn’t trust Tesla AT ALL😂

It Its called “The Tesla Way” it’s very much take it or leave it. Communication from them is very much not part of the Tesla experience😡 Although I think the response regarding your p/x is what you would get from any other car company.