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Wow, that's quite the tweet, I suspect a $99 FSD subscription will get a lot more folks and families on the bandwagon. $199 a month I could feel queasy...... $99 that's like a bag of groceries in these times.. On the P&D side where do we think we're heading into Q2? Has Berlin recovered...

8/8 also coincides with the new spanking machine launch. Coincidence?

Hello Everyone! Major Announcement from Big Time. Its with a semi-heavy heart that this afternoon I sold 33% of my TSLA stock. Please don't be sad,mad, or shocked! The funds will be entirely used in the purchase my home which has been the plan since 2015 when I first got invested in TSLA and...

Let’s chat about daewoo next

Let’s be real… Tesla Berlin wasn’t making too many cars anyways

Feeling pretty vulnerable at these levels

Let’s all just start posting “TSLA to $500 today?” in every message board/conversation/eulogy/chance we get? Seems legit

What is the going consensus for cybertruck deliveries in Q1 and what will that add to earnings? Nvidia is making 2X net profit of Tesla, we need an extra 10 billion? Tesla needs to hit up the couch cushions… Release FSD in China? Or happy medium between autopilot and FSD? A reoccurring...

What is the current status of FSD in China? We need energy, FSD, & Optimus to start earning buku bucks.

We are now once again closer to 300 than 100 :) That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Heres the likely pipe dream for landing back on the Fibonacci level 0.786. The volume profile however showing perhaps 240 is the landing zone.

Clown emoji hits different. Highly recommended to make people think “Am I a Bozo?”

Wow after getting cought up on the last 10 pages of forum reading…… I feel dirty. Dirty like just swapped a turbo charger on a ford dirty……covered in fluids and blood. Was hoping for some news. Any FSD China release news? “Tesla owners will enjoy a 30-day free trial of EAP (Enhanced...

I hope for a small dividend some day for TSLA holders. They said no years ago but times change, and so has the company. Dividend examples: Free X premium account A dollar or ? per share Premium connectivity Starlink terminal discount All shareholders who held before 2016 free robo taxi for life :)

Oh Man watching Tesla economist spiral is wild. All those who held prior to 2018 know these blips are stereotypical. He is far from having the "conviction" people constantly speak about. Typing this makes me feel better about my investment and in Tesla+TSLAs future. We are however pretty...

Spoiler alert: I will become a male gigalo/male bimbo(mimbo) instead of selling a small portion of Tsla to achieve my financial goals this May! Bummer but perhaps better in the long run(except perhaps the stds) Plz call 1-800-327-SPANK or DM me places to get small (10K) low APR loans. Good luck...

So blackrock owns 188797465 TSLA shares? 5.9% ? Small uptick?

Check out that hella cliff we just fell off! Send it! New slope achieved! EPIC SWAN! New record for quick drop? Totally gnarly nosedive brahs + bradettes + catbrahs + catbrahdettes.

Well here we are

4680 Ahead of the ramp

Rob is the best

Well the spanking machine adds more than just market cap to the partnership.....

https://x.com/gurgavin/status/1750242549883699491?s=20 " TESLA REPORTS Q4 EARNINGS TODAY TESLA HAS GONE DOWN 10% EVERY SINGLE TIME IT REPORTED EARNINGS OVER THE LAST YEAR Q1 -> DOWN 9.7% 📉 Q2 -> DOWN 9.7% 📉 Q3 -> DOWN 9.3% 📉 "

I'll give it a go this time around.

I have a quasi infinite number of tissue boxes ready for tonight Hoping for a big win, Netflix style AH gains. Will most likely dump though….Wall street is a bunch of clowns. I hope management and the board can see what’s happening to the stock price & tell Elon to either be positive or...

4D chess is for noobs

Quasi-infinite even…. Might I suggest a dunce cap ER bingo. We just dunk on all the stereotypical things Elon will say

Then I should PROBABLY have my head examined?! Setting the date and sending out flyers to the usual band of idiots in MSM would perhaps negate some risk to any sort of margin or eps issues with some suspense/fun. Curbing selling sounds like a good plan to me judging by the nearly 100% drop rate...

Hoping for Gen3 update and teaser sooner than later. Hoping Elon can somehow schedules his talk prior to the Q4 earnings report. Give it a cool name..... Cybertruck & updated 3/Y launch should make the Gen3 production seem like childs play for these guys. I don't doubt the challenges and...

Congrats and thank you to Rob and all of his work since 2017. A level headed Rob helped many of us get thru production hell. On to greener pastures, hope to see him continue to excel in his work @ FPG

Just realizing now after nearly 10 years of stock ownership the stock I actually own is TLSA not TSLA. Is that a big differnce? /s

I think I’ll just sob tonight so I don’t have to ruin my morning tmrw looking at the stock price. Good luck everyone

Here's EPS estimates off NASDAQs webpage. Seems low, so a stock crushing huge beat will surely happen

How do the new model 3s prices compare to the previous?

Now X being blamed by CNBC

Happy to see Gary Gensler massively screwing up on twitter post regarding BTC ETF launch. What a fool. What a sham. The “protector of investors” winds up doing perhaps millions of dollars in damage to investors. Teslas BTC investment will be going great in 12 months time

Pretty great price action. Oh wait my phone was upside down.

2.420 wasn’t an option wtf

Funny you should ask…… Last night I managed to fall down the stairs and low and behold, as my head glanced off the railing on the way down I noticed a small box labeled “Danger Keep Out” up in the rafters. As I reeled in pain, I noticed a wet spot on my leg. Realizing I was drinking a glass of...

Great numbers! Congrats all

Got a hankering to roll out the barrel…..

Wow what a morning! Hoping we can trigger some shorty losses at 260. Who is this big player in the TSLA short world I’ve been hearing about?

About 2 weeks til P&D numbers. Can’t wait for that news. I’ll be the one asking the questions. “And you misinterpret this how?”

The only thing I know is this stock is confusing. A real brain scratcher

Chart screaming it wants to test a few trading channels. Expecting some sort of big volotile move.

Incase you cant figure out worlds theory for yourself, worlds are coliding

Have they already delivered to non-employees? I see sandy has one but he could be a contractor somehow? I think the thing many are looking at is whether or not the COGs for cybertruck get added to balance sheet in Q4 vs Q1. Was reading here I believe a note by @The Accountant that if the...

Range extender? Seems like a job for the spanking machine

They waited until after market close to announce Mungers death, like a True G

If we can get over 250, we can break out of the downward channel. Could be just a few days away if we can gain some steam.