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  1. Gauss Guzzler

    Turn Signal intermittently doesn't work

    You don't have to be "aggressive" to make the signal fail (some YouTuber did crazy karate chops as an example), you just need to be lazy. A brief tap like you might use in a normal car is completely ignored by the stalk 100% of the time - regardless of how far it is pressed. My service center...
  2. Gauss Guzzler

    Turn Signal intermittently doesn't work

    Again, it doesn't matter how far you press the stalk, only how long it takes. Every year model 3/Y has this flaw and it absolutely should be grounds for a recall. My service center reproduces this every time I visit, and they write "within spec" as the solution every time. You wouldn't sell a...
  3. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    Sorry! Just meant a playful jab at the handful of countries which drive on the "other" side of the road. Mostly just jealous because at this point it seems like they'll be the first to get the Ludicrous, considering the fact that all the Ludicri I've seen thus far (1) have been RHD.
  4. Gauss Guzzler

    Politics - Quarantine Thread

    I saw a Ludicrous today in LA with the usual front/rear covers and plastic discs zip-tied over the Warp wheels, but what really surprised me was that the steering wheel was installed wrong. So apparently they'll be launching in back-ass countries soon? Great news for Aussies (and any Brits who...
  5. Gauss Guzzler

    Audio secondary battery

    dont
  6. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    I agree. The clean, simple steering wheel is nicely ergonomic and aesthetic. The fact that it works better than stalkless is an added bonus.
  7. Gauss Guzzler

    Hit curb at 1-2 mph

    Nah, it's fine. I've kicked tires harder than that.
  8. Gauss Guzzler

    New model 3: serious software error

    Occasional "camera blocked" warnings are normal when driving on very dark roads. The other things you mention are not normal. You can see more error logs and even force a clean firmware redeploy in Service Mode which might fix the issue if it is related to firmware corruption. Otherwise, you'll...
  9. Gauss Guzzler

    Emergency Flashers While Moving In Traffic

    Oh, I missed the part about you having your hazards on as well. Yes, that is a software bug. The car doesn't allow turn signals and hazards to operate at the same time (of course), but they forgot to allow the camera. The turn signal input does register and is remembered, but it defers the...
  10. Gauss Guzzler

    Emergency Flashers While Moving In Traffic

    The turn signal doesn't always work - perhaps that's why you didn't get the camera popup. It'd be a pretty weird bug if funeral precessions caused the camera to malfunction.
  11. Gauss Guzzler

    How are the wheel bearings on long range or performance holding up for you with lot of miles?

    Wheel bearings? Of all the things to worry about? Teslas use the same "Gen 3" wheel bearing cartridge as every other car in the world. It's a cheap little module consisting of 2 ball bearings (not roller) that'll cost you $50 to replace if you ever have to, which you won't. The Model 3 and Y...
  12. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    Bummed to see that they've implemented a new "Insane" driving mode. One of the things that makes the outgoing model so great is that it drives very nicely in normal mode so the full performance is always available without the need to daily in some neutered mode. Cars with all these launch...
  13. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    I mean, it is kinda funny that we can't tell the difference between a sober person trying to use Tesla's gearshift/door handles vs. someone who is so drunk they don't even think to get out of the sinking car after driving into a pond.
  14. Gauss Guzzler

    DiY HomeLink Install using in car Service Mode - No need for Tesla Service or ToolBox

    When I installed my Homelink a couple of years ago there was no option to enable it myself (I didn't know that), so when I had mobile service out for something else I asked the tech to turn it on for me. He was surprised that I had already installed it, and didn't really believe my story about...
  15. Gauss Guzzler

    Preconditioning required?

    The battery doesn't "freeze" until somewhere below 0F but when it's cold it will deliver less power and less range. The energy is still there, it's just not as accessible. So drive it like you stole it, or at least try to - there's no harm. Note that it will display a much lower range estimate...
  16. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    Even in quantities of 1-2 million/year, those stalk assemblies can be surprisingly expensive. Maybe even as much as a dollar per car for the pair of them.
  17. Gauss Guzzler

    $6220 brake line?

    I don't see brake lines in either of those images, nor would I expect to. I think they would go straight from the master cylinder into the driver's side rocker panel and would only be visible after removing the front fender liner. Also, that "gunk" is not normal. They probably just drove thru a...
  18. Gauss Guzzler

    Tesla BEV Competition Developments

    Fair enough, advertising $4900 under MSRP is pretty remarkable for any automaker. And considering that these were firm-priced at $4900 over MSRP just months ago, it is particularly notable. But in the context of Tesla, now selling at $12,450 below MSRP with no threat of undercoating or LoJack...
  19. Gauss Guzzler

    Tesla BEV Competition Developments

    No big discounts in my neck of LA. They still advertise a fake price and force you to pay for undercoating.
  20. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    Yes, back on topic - what about that Emergency Brake that @stopcrazypp mentioned? Hydraulic brake failures are certainly rare with modern cars, there hasn't even been a single incident posted here on TMC since Tuesday. But still Tesla needs to reasonably meet basic vehicle safety laws. Are they...
  21. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    The brake? I can't remember the last time I even lifted off the accelerator when shifting between D and R. The confirmation is solid when you're on the power during a shift. But even with fossil cars I almost never touch the brakes or look down when going from R to D, only from D to R because of...
  22. Gauss Guzzler

    $6220 brake line?

    Weird. Usually brake fluid leaks come from a caliper hose being damaged by a road hazard, or a caliper nipple being left open after a fluid bleed. What made them conclude that a hard line running to the rear axle had failed solely from your description of fluid on the ground?
  23. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    I agree that auto-cancel has a number of problems, all of which could be solved by simply programming it to revert to standard latching behavior upon a full press past the decent. Normally I’d be hopeful that this summer’s intern would write that one simple line of code, but I’m pretty sure...
  24. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    Yes, seriously. The 3/Y turn signal stalk only works if you press it slowly enough, regardless of how far it is pressed. Some people find it almost impossible to tap it briefly enough to make it fail, while others find it almost impossible to retrain their muscle memory and tap it slowly enough...
  25. Gauss Guzzler

    Stalk or no stalk argument [not] settled

    @WyoDude is correct. Other than the "track mode" exception, Teslas built after the 2021 refresh do not have a "low regen" option. But back on topic, why are people so focused on the turn signals? Yeah, they're bad, but remember Tesla's old stalk is flakey af and the signals hardly ever work...
  26. Gauss Guzzler

    46k miles and all 4 shocks are leaking!!

    This is not common at 3 years and 46K and I hope that they warranty it for you. Shocks can be replaced without alignment but hopefully they'd at least check it for you - it's 5 minutes of effort. But note that the front and rear shocks are completely different designs from completely different...
  27. Gauss Guzzler

    Tesla BEV Competition Developments

    Cool. Can it hold a baguette?
  28. Gauss Guzzler

    About to lose it with rats in my Model 3

    Amazed that people are suggesting rat poison. First of all, poison is the dumbest possible reaction because it literally causes rats to respawn indefinitely by killing off all the birds, snakes, and coyotes, and cats who work their asses off 24/7 to keep the rat population under control for...
  29. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    Yes, but that's not an "authorized" fitment because of the offset change. And the stepped hub was obviously a mistake for which the stepped wheel was a hacked solution. There's no need for the step to be where it is, it could have been 5mm further in to avoid the issue, and there's also no need...
  30. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    Considering that it has standard 2023 Sport wheels mounted in clear violation of Tesla policy, it's probably safe to assume that they finally corrected the errors in the wheel hubs and Performance brake rotors that complicated the fitting of standard wheels. This will now enable them to offer...
  31. Gauss Guzzler

    Tesla BEV Competition Developments

    Lol, "Worst car ever". Apparently Marques hasn't reviewed the Fisker Karma. But in his defense, the Ocean does have a very serious safety flaw. Check out the size of that "PARK" font!
  32. Gauss Guzzler

    Solved: Road Noise & Front Wind Noise

    What on earth is going on in that first photo? Is your window really adjusted to that crazy angle or is the door open? I can't even tell.
  33. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    That Model Y claim is non-news. The expectation has always been that Juniper would be released in 2025 and there have never been credible rumors of anything earlier.
  34. Gauss Guzzler

    When to look in to lemon law

    If "pulling to the right" is truly your concern, just tell them that you don't want it to pull to the right. They can set the alignment to do whatever you prefer.
  35. Gauss Guzzler

    DiY HomeLink Install using in car Service Mode - No need for Tesla Service or ToolBox

    @355 Was it a genuine Tesla-labeled Homelink? You can't use the cheap Lamborghini or Bentley ones on eBay even though they are the exact same part number - only the Tesla version has the right firmware.
  36. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    This photo explains a lot about why Tesla's Homelink interface is so awful.
  37. Gauss Guzzler

    Cat cracked my windshield and roof glass

    By "cat" I assume you mean a full-grown African lion? There's no way that a smaller cat like a Cheetah or mountain lion would be cracking your windshield unless your car started the fight. Where are you parking that this continues to happen? And are you sure it's not just a playful Rhinoceros or...
  38. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    No, Tesla does ads now and Sawyer Merritt is the Executive Vice President of Global Marketing. The fake "Twin Birch" thing is just a cover so Elon doesn't have to admit that they have a marketing department. I assume.
  39. Gauss Guzzler

    2022 M3P Front Suspension Creak/Noise Fix!

    Sway bar endlink? Plausible of course, but not common as far as I know. You can simply disconnect one of the links from each side and eliminate the swaybar alltogether as a quick test. I think you can even do it with the wheels on.
  40. Gauss Guzzler

    Expired MPP Comfort Coilovers for Model 3 AWD or Performance - with OEM tophats installed! [Expired]

    I acquired another set of top hats which is unfortunately neither cheap nor easy since Tesla does not sell them.
  41. Gauss Guzzler

    2022 M3P Front Suspension Creak/Noise Fix!

    Like OD and OP mentioned, the upper control arm is the most likely culprit, and re-reading the OP I see that in the process of diagnosing it, Flewis actually implemented a common "fix" by disconnecting the ball (one easy bolt) and then swirling it around to redistribute the grease. So perhaps...
  42. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    Are we still talking about cars here?
  43. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    That's correct. I believe Tesla mistakenly thought they could set the ride height and front bumper clearance of the Performance model to be similar to BMW and other contemporaries, but unfortunately the long wheelbase makes the Model 3 high-center on everything everywhere. All at once. So...
  44. Gauss Guzzler

    Brakes Making Noises When Changing Direction

    Funny I was commenting in this thread last year and now my car developed a similar issue: With each *cycle* of hard acceleration and hard braking there was a metallic clunk from the back seat area that sounded like a loose socket wrench or something sliding around in some frame cavity. It was...
  45. Gauss Guzzler

    Model 3 Highland Performance/Plaid Speculation [Car announced 04.23.2024]

    Looks like they jazzed up the splitter a little. Interesting that they're still sporting the same Chinese 19's: That they were rocking 8 months ago: Instead of the proper "Warp" wheels under covers: By the way, I'm all for violating California's damn tint and license plate laws, but...
  46. Gauss Guzzler

    Perceptions

    It wasn't always this way. The public largely embraced "the future" and American innovation in the early days of the GM EV1, Tesla Roadster, and Model S. But then: The role of for-profit media is to report on interesting stories, and crashing/burning cars and stocks are pretty darn interesting...