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  1. PITA

    Who is buying a LHD Refresh M S/X?

    34 of them are parked at Santa Pod Raceway Trolling Car Park :D
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    Model 3 Highland Performance

    The other interesting thing I noted with the new Model 3 Performance was staggered wheelsets... Rears are wider than fronts... so no more tyre rotations, especially winter tyres which are directional. That could be tricky sorting out 'even' tyre wear from front to back...
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    Model 3 Highland Performance

    With my existing 2021 Model 3 Performance being 500 BHP and 0-60mph in 3.1 seconds. With indicator stalks, and mechanical suspension I can upgrade. I'll stick... but thanks anyway...
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    UK Pricing piss take

    I bought a new BMW from Germany in 1999... saved thousands new. ... and it came with Air Conditioning and a Sunroof (think you could only have one or the other in UK). Wonder how much a Model S Plaid would cost in Europe...
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    UK Pricing piss take

    Like when they decide to put the stalks back in, and lower the price by £10,000 with 0% finance.
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    UK Pricing piss take

    Would it have anything to do with, you know.. B R E X I T * Klaxon Sound Mode : Very Loud
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    DNO electrician installed wrong main fuse

    If anybody is interested... We were denied 100 Amp fuses on our 3 Phase installation based on the new National Grid restrictions. So our 3 Phase setup is 80 Amps per phase... and they won't change it. But thats still enough for a lot of kit.
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    Price Increases

    Oooft.... 36 months and £ 50,400 paid in rent 37,500 miles and they value the car at £zero That's bonkers... somebody must've hot stung badly
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    The year is 2035. How far have we got?

    I'd pay to watch them glueing themselves to wind farm blades...
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    The year is 2035. How far have we got?

    Oh yes, I forgot about the Vaccinations... oops
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    The year is 2035. How far have we got?

    2035 Riots, protests, civil unrest Central Bank Digital Currency rollout after economic financial collapse Mandatory car scrappage schemes to support War effort Blackout Schedules and Restrictions on power use. Terrorist activity on Public Gatherings Pandemic #2 and #3 underway Elon Musk...
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    Where's solar charging gone?

    Same... Exporting all Solar and charging cars overnight to 80% if needed. Exporting Powerwalls to 0% by 23:30 Works great as Powerwall AI charges them back to 100% every day. Easy.
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    ... 1%'ers... never figure out if that's a good thing, or a bad thing...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Or I could be a good boy and not be an Energy Terrorist at Peak Periods.
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    I might have a 17:00 Protest Session Party with Prodigy Firestarter at max volume. Ramp up everything to Charge at full whack, including Heat Pump, Tumble Dryers and Shower Rooms for 1.5 Hours. If the Energy Police turn up... I'll claim Plausible Useability. Let the Voltage Hit the Floor...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    You'll go blind doing that...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Explains the colour... now I can't get it out of my head. Thanks for that... :D
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    I'm just going to blast straight through ... with no mercy
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    M3H supplied cable 3 phase / 22kW?

    Not relevant to this topic, but you might find it interesting if installing multiple 3-Phase car chargers at home. We rotated the primary phase on each charger. Charger one : Primary L1 Charger two : Primary L2 Charger three : Primary L3 This means, if you plug in a Single Phase cable, it...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Still got a way to go yet... Although we've been given 15kW export... Two Powerwall 2 units can only export at 10kW... including home demand. So... May need to get a 3rd Powerwall for the full 15kW export potential. ... as our 5kW Solar Inverter doesn't tend to work at night :D But, we're...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Dear Partner, Thank you for contacting us. The export has been changed from 5kw to 15kw as per your request. I wish you a nice day. Kind Regards Energy Support Specialist EMEA Contact: [email protected] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Tesla Support for a very quick update. Done.
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    +1 from yesterday Good fun :D
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    I did have a 'moment' where I thought... Stick or Twist
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Imagine 15kW export at £4 for two hours £120 :D I may need more Powerwalls...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Next Winter Saving Sessions will be FrankenSteve laughing as the street lights blow up...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Good Afternoon Steve, I have looked into this for you. Due to the multitude of equipment at the property I have carried out a couple of studies with all of the equipment and then just the generation. For both of these studies the Volt Rise and ELI were within limits so you can have a max...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    No notifications, or access to join for me??
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Reporting in at 125,392 Points over 14 Saving Sessions.
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    We've got 5kW export limit with our DNO. Two Powerwalls and a 5kW Solar Inverter. How would I go about increasing ours? Is it just a letter or email request?
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Just under 115,000 points with three Sessions to be added. I'm a Serial Streaker apparently...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    ... and I would imagine the consistency and reliability of those who opt-in. Knowing they have a reliable Power Army is good for battle planning.
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Rarrr.... :D
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Got an update...
  34. PITA

    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Gimme, gimme, gimme...
  35. PITA

    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    That would be perfect as well. My Wife and I both work flexible from home... so cars would be available mostly.
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    This is what I'm waiting for... my 3 Phase is locked and loaded. I could charge my Powerwalls, two Cars and run the Heat Pump for an hour with about 34 kWh used. That's about £10 worth of free Power at peak rate. Would be worth it for our home setup.
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    Powerwall 3

    I was disappointed that the storage capacity hasn't changed.
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    Powerwall 3

    Seems like Powerwall 3 is now available. Sorry if this is old news, but I didn't know this. Same capacity as Powerwall 2, but capable of 11.5kW discharge now. Can only have up to 4 linked together (not 10, like Powerwall 2) https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-powerwall-3-orders/
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Yep... me Think I'm on a 11 Session Kill Streak... with about 120,000 Octoblasts. One more to unlock the Orbital Cannon...
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    How likely is keyless theft 2023

    But my black cars and cape suit it so well...
  41. PITA

    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    The Tesla Powerwalls don't need to talk with your other batteries. How it was explained to me was... The 'other' battery type would be set to discharge up to a certain level... let's say 1 kW So during the day, the 'other' battery would be on constant discharge to cover house base load. Only...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Can't you just add a Tesla Powerwall and Gateway 2... then continue to use your other batteries alongside the Powerwall. I considered this a long time back, and was told it is possible.
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    How Secure Are Teslas/Tesla Thefts

    Multiple vehicles and car number plates got me... can't remember them any more... So I was smart, and bought three DVLA Private Number Plates, all separated by one digit. So I can easily remember them. Problem is now, by the time I've got to the Car Park Interrogation Machine, I've forgotten...
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    Well I've been told I'm on the Kind Spectrum occasionally, so that must be me then :D
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    Octopus Energy Saving Sessions

    I forgot on one saving session this Winter, we were visiting a National Trust site and I completely forgot. My Wife had to calm me down with Hot Chocolate :D It's not about the money anymore, and I probably need counselling for Post Traumatic Session Discharge
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    100 kWh Club

    Argh, beat me to it :D :D
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    100 kWh Club

    Yes, I did wonder how many now are jumping past the 100 kWh marker. Thats pretty impressive for Domestic Properties. I dont know who will be most attentive, National Grid or Police Thermal Imaging Helicopters...
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    100 kWh Club

    Yes, 3-Phase supply with 80 Amp fuse. They won't give me 100 Amp fuse in case I drain the Substation dry
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    How likely is keyless theft 2023

    Sharks were stolen last week... but I had GAP Insurance on them. I've now installed Eagles, to protect the new sharks, to protect the lasers, to protect the cars.
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    How likely is keyless theft 2023

    I have P2D, B2D and L2D Can't be too careful :D