Please don't take this too seriously.
After weeks of waiting, you go pick up your brand-new Tesla. You notice the glass roof is crooked, the front door rubs when you open it and the frunk is a full inch lower on the left side than the right side. Do you:
A. Reject delivery.
B. Demand they fix things before you will sign for the car.
C. Accept a due bill for repairs at a later date.
D. Accept the car "as is" because ALL car companies delivery imperfect cars.
You watch as someone uses smart summon to pick them up while shopping in the rain. The car, after being passed by grandma using a walker, finally gets to them, but it is after the rain stops. Do you think:
A. "that sucker paid for vaporware."
B. "hey, that is kind of cool."
C. "wow, Elon will have FSD by the end of the year."
D. "Yep, my car is going UP in value!"
You take your car in for service and you find out that Elon himself moved your car into the service bay. While naked. After lunch. Where he had a burrito and a six pack of Dos Equis. Do you:
A. Demand a new car.
B. Demand a new seat.
C. Demand the seat be cleaned.
D. Praise Tesla for the new "Shart Mode"
For each "A" answer, give yourself 0 points.
For each "B", 1 point.
For each "C", 3 points.
For each "D", 10 points.
If you scored 0 - 7 points, you are not a fanboy.
If you scored 9 - 23 points, you at least kind of like Tesla.
If you scored 8, 15, 17 - 19, 22 or 24 - 29 points, you are bad at math.
If you scored 30 points, there is no denying it!
After weeks of waiting, you go pick up your brand-new Tesla. You notice the glass roof is crooked, the front door rubs when you open it and the frunk is a full inch lower on the left side than the right side. Do you:
A. Reject delivery.
B. Demand they fix things before you will sign for the car.
C. Accept a due bill for repairs at a later date.
D. Accept the car "as is" because ALL car companies delivery imperfect cars.
You watch as someone uses smart summon to pick them up while shopping in the rain. The car, after being passed by grandma using a walker, finally gets to them, but it is after the rain stops. Do you think:
A. "that sucker paid for vaporware."
B. "hey, that is kind of cool."
C. "wow, Elon will have FSD by the end of the year."
D. "Yep, my car is going UP in value!"
You take your car in for service and you find out that Elon himself moved your car into the service bay. While naked. After lunch. Where he had a burrito and a six pack of Dos Equis. Do you:
A. Demand a new car.
B. Demand a new seat.
C. Demand the seat be cleaned.
D. Praise Tesla for the new "Shart Mode"
For each "A" answer, give yourself 0 points.
For each "B", 1 point.
For each "C", 3 points.
For each "D", 10 points.
If you scored 0 - 7 points, you are not a fanboy.
If you scored 9 - 23 points, you at least kind of like Tesla.
If you scored 8, 15, 17 - 19, 22 or 24 - 29 points, you are bad at math.
If you scored 30 points, there is no denying it!
