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Elon needs to round out Tesla's model line up the way any mega-genius with the maturity of a 6-year old would by introducing the following new models: Model 2 as a lower priced sibling to the 3 Model 4 as a step up from the 3 but just below the S Model U as a utility vehicle that is maybe a...

The first CT deliveries are still a long way off, but I thought we would get a head start on the pre-delivery checklist. Here is what I have so far: Check the VIN. Ensure the vehicle was not built at Fremont, or at end-of-quarter. Check the body for paint, ensure there is none. Check the...

Thought this could be fun... the crazy stuff that service personnel sometimes say that is disconnected from reality. 1. I made an appointment to have my car aligned because I scraped a curb with the right front wheel, and it no longer tracked straight. Tesla Service (when I arrived): "Since you...

Full self-driving is finally here. Thanks Elon !!! :D Ok, not really. Just a joke. If this is not appropriate, then it can just be deleted. By seeing some of the tense discussions and snippiness lately, I thought we might lighten things up a bit. And hey, let's not make fun of our...

From Toyota’s vehicle comparison, I found some funny results. Apparently things that are “best” in a Prius compared to a tesla include “variable valve timing”, and “standard audio system” :rolleyes:. No thanks, I’ll take the “not best” model 3 please :p

So, we had the Enhanced Auto Pilot installed yesterday on our M3 at the Costa Mesa SC. It's about a 1 1/2 hour drive for us back home so after about 1 hour of driving we stopped setup the auto pilot and wanted to test it out the rest of the way home. It went well for a few miles then it kept...

If you've seen my name on TMC you'll know that I follow supercharger threads from all around the world. As we all know the supercharger network is growing at a huge rate, but sometimes it still isn't enough. Everyone thinks that their area has been specifically targeted by Musk to have poor...

Plug looks familiar, but much bigger...

Charging Station? Don't need no stinkin' charging station Run out of juice? Too far from a SuperCharger? Don't want to spend money on a regular charge station? Is your home electric bill getting too high? How about converting a little elbow grease into pure energy to charge up your Tesla...

Figured there probably needs to be a thread just on Elon. This interview is newly published, but seems fairly dated already: SUCCESS — What Achievers Read. On Newsstands Now!

The Other Secret Plan: Tesla as Ticket to Heaven It’s a little known fact that there is another secret plan associated with the popularization of the electric car. But this plan comes from a different source. Beyond the long list of features available on a Tesla automobile there is a major...

Now I admit this was almost my reaction when I first tried it during my test drive... although it was mostly an internal dialogue. Hilarious though.

This might lighten your day: BMW Prank Automatic Gearbox Problems - YouTube

Tesla Announcment: Ticket Avoidance Mode Haven't seen this posted yet... Taking advantage of its autopilot hardware, plus some ingenious use of aimable wind shield washer nozzles, our Tesla's now can avoid parking tickets. (also on Tesla's Facebook page)