Reporting back
Curiosity did not kill the cat in this scenario. I put my panels in series. Came to 130v. I hooked them up to the prongs of my charger.
Surprisingly, no pops or bangs. But also no lights on the charger. I checked the charger on the wall and it still works fine. I guess the software checks for this stupidity and just shuts down if it's DC? Who knows. But it had to be tested...