One Sunday I was driving, and I could tell by how far away I was getting sent to pick people up that most Ubers were not driving that three day weekend.
So I ended up with an UberXL run that I had to drive 17 minutes to pick up two college kids at WalMart, where they had just bought two fully assembled 10 speeds. Luckily I planned for this kind of thing and had plastic table cloths to wrap the bicycles in.
On the way to campus, someone on a cell phone makes a hard right into my drivers side (video is elsewhere on this site). I started cussing a little and the guys were asking what was wrong. They didn't even feel the impact.
I asked them if they wanted me to cancel the Uber trip so they could get another ride and they said no. They were curious about all the cool new things they were getting to witness first hand, they were Chinese.
The family that hit me were middle east/India and begged me not to report the accident but cops were already there. The cop said he wasn't writing a citation because he didn't know who went out of their lane. I got the video and opened it on my phone for the cop. I also didn't file a report, the cop assured me he had all of the statements and could file one the next day if insurance required it, they did not.
I got to campus, and of course I had used the drivers side falcon to load the bike without scratching things, so one of the boys had to crawl in to help get them out. They must have felt bad for me, even after I made them work to get the bikes out they gave me a $10 tip.
To add insult to injury for the story, even though I did not hit record again, Sparky played a mean trick and recorded the last 10 minutes before I got going from the accident. My wife found video of the dad grabbing me and giving me a big kiss for not filing a report. (The cop told me to get the hell out of there before anything worse could happen)