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I want my Model 3 (to the tune of Dire Straits' Money for Nothing)

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To the tune of Money for Nothing:

(I want my Model 3)

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
Already driving with their FSD
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your Model 3

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them cars ain't dumb
Keeping safe distance with your Autopilot
Keeping distance and avoiding chumps

We checking source code looking for the VINs, waiting for our deliveries
We gotta hold off driving our trade-ins, while we wait for our Model 3s

See the little jerkoff with the Pearl White and the Aeros
Yeah buddy his smile is brusque
That little jerkoff drives like he's in an airplane
That little jerkoff thinks he's Elon Musk

We checking source code looking for the VINs, waiting for our deliveries
We gotta hold off driving our trade-ins, while we wait for our Model 3s

We checking source code looking for the VINs, waiting for our deliveries
We gotta hold off driving our trade-ins, while we wait for our Model 3s

I shoulda ordered before November
I shoulda ordered back in June
Look at that mama she got the premium white seats
Man I need that call soon

And he's out there, what's that?
Zero to sixty?
That Stealth is quick, damn it's pushing down near 3
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' and your FSD

We checking source code looking for the VINs, waiting for our deliveries
We gotta hold off driving our trade-ins, while we wait for our Model 3s

Listen here
Now that ain't workin, that's the way to do it
Cruise the highway with your FSD
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your Model 3

(I want my, I want my, I want my Model 3)
(I want my, I want my, I want my Model 3)​