WTB S or X Lease Takeover 13-18 months ~1k miles/month

[Gingerzilla]

Hi! Longtime lurker looking to join the family with a lease takeover.
What I really want is the dream, a unicorn! Who wouldn't want:
90kwh or greater pack,
Transferrable supercharging,
AP hardware 2.0 with FSD option.
Somewhere out there is a car ordered in 2016 but built and delivered in 2017, and it's waiting for me. I believe. If you've seen my future car, Let me know! I've been trawling here, swapalease, leasetakeover, and onlyusedtesla. If you have other ideas, please tell me!
Help me, ObiWanteslamotorsclub, You're my only hope.
Thanks

 

[rickkop95]

Ha ha, you and me both. Good luck. Rick