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    Tesla NERFS I-40

    Right you are. Another NAV failure. Couldn’t make 323 in my P85D either.
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    Tesla NERFS I-40

    Turned out not too bad. Gallup was in fact back on line when we got there (although the Nav system, Tesla website, and roadside assistance all continue to report it out of service). Charged up to 95% and made the jump to Flagstaff so didn’t see Hollbrook. Just more “bad communications” and...
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    Tesla NERFS I-40

    Don’t try to cross NM/AZ on I-40for the next week. Tesla has taken down BOTH the Gallup NM and Holbrook AZ super chargers for “scheduled maintenance”. WTF Tesla ! I’m halfway between Albuquerque and Gallup when the Nav goes nuts (when Tesla disabled Gallup). Impossible to make the jump...
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    Blog Musk Hypes ‘Exciting Things’ for Battery Day

    Yeah, how about an update on the one-million robotaxis. Must be a few around somewhere by now, he’s only got a couple months left. Little did we know he would make them *invisible* ... Poof ... mind blowing. Or the factory revisions required to “produce cars with no steering wheels” in 2021...
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    Blog Musk Touts ‘Quantum Leap” in Full Self-Driving Performance

    History teaches that your expectations could not possibly be low enough ... prepare for disappointment.
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    After FSD 3.0, Summon accident!!! Crashed my bumper and hood

    1. Do not SUMMON while stoned. Even ELON knows this. 2. File an insurance claim and have your car repaired. Watch as all of our insurance rates go up. 3. Don’t buy flakey vapor-ware features from Tesla (at least more than once ... many of us have learned this the hard way).
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    Tesla coercing software updates!?!

    Just wait, your time is fast approaching ...
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    Nearly brand new 90 kWh Ludicrous battery pack, v3 - LIMITED TIME

    Well done Hank (and WK). My P85D+ awaits a future organ donation from an untimely Tesla death. WK, Put me on your waiting list in case another “perfect” 85 (or 90) pack falls into your hands. yak
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    Wiki Sudden Loss Of Range With 2019.16.x Software

    I crossed shopped the GTR and bought the P85D based on the same claim. After all the Tesla BS I wish I’d gone the other way!
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    Blog Tesla to Enable Video Playback for Parked Cars

    Yet another lame implementation of something my phone does WAAAY better. Sigh, why does Tesla waste its time on re-inventing this *sugar* and just get on with screen mirroring from capable and up to date mobile devices?? Lousy browser, calendar, nav, podcast player, sketch pad, antique Atari...
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    3Q18 Production

    Production: 3 - 48,777 S/X - 22,111 Deliveries: 3 - 50,123 S/X - 23,496
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    Near-future quarterly financial projections

    I’m now 2 for 2 in these contests. ... I have a lovely MS mug on my shelf somewhere from the last one. Guess I should hang out my shingle as a consultant/analyst. Just don’t ask me where the stock is going ! Troy, Thanks for making this so easy. Was fun. yak-55
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    EQ settings now top out at 8?? Where my 12?

    “But this one has 11!”
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    Need laws requiring utilities to charge lowest commercial rates to EV charging stations

    Yes, and for the advancement of the COUNTRY let’s have the government pass laws to set the price of EVERYTHING! (or at least only the GOOD things!)
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    First quarter 2018 deliveries

    11,222 Model S 12,221 Model X 7,345 Model 3 30,788 Total