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The guys tell me that effing you in the arse is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I don't have a wife. Me and my dad share yours, little girl.

I suspect the value goes up once everybody gets the FSD Beta.

Anyone familiar with the old story about America spending millions to develop a pen that will work in the micro-gravity of earth orbit, and the Russians just used pencils instead? That's why I use the accelerator....

Anyone who says "here's my hypothesis, please test it" is legit.

How can people not be able to control the accelerator in their own car. I have a Performance 3. I can work the pedal to move the car ridiculously slowly without having to put the car in creep. I suggest that, if you can't, a PRIUS might be a better option for you.

Seriously? Are you a Tesla owner? Do you know how the ac works?

The ac blockage makes it a no go for me

.1 second is less than the differential between any two driver's reaction time in a race. Only objective numbers will reveal the truth.

Driving forward when I can't see basically describes my life. :)

This threat evolved into grateness

Not "breaking". Number 1 most common error on this forum.

I'm pretty sure a car that can anonymously drive itself around city streets and highways has a line of code separating left and right.

I'm kinda worried about the two people who marked this comment as "informative."

That's very Trans-Am of you to say.... :)

Might be because you did a full factory reset...

Moderator is what you get when the dog catcher isn't hiring. Burn any good books lately?

Free convertible?

My car was ok after 1 day in the Valley. Sorry to hear you had a leak.

Tinting the front windshield is illegal in California the last time I checked.

F...ing Decepticons.

If there is one flaw most likely to end a life, that's the one... :)

I want that bad

I have a horn

I am the OP. I have a tough skin and I give as good as I get. If you don't like what is on tv, you don't ban the TV, you change the channel. My threads are censorship free as long as you don't threaten violence or harm children. Abide by my rules or leave this thread.

Thanks for the support! It's not the end o world, just a hassle. I was interested to see if I was the only one who got chumped by Tesla.

Sorry...I meant TWO morons.

Why is there always one moron in every thread? Come over and ill be happy to push your head into the screen for a close-up examination of the problem.

Same procedure as always. Downloaded update, used the scroll wheels to reboot, then Hal pushed me out the airlock....

Yes

Just downloaded the most recent update and ALL my setting (driver, homelink, miles vs. Percentage, EVERYTHING) was erased. My phone was removed and my app was reset. Anyone else get screwed by the useless s***plug morons at Tesla? Great job you MORONS.

Gives me something to look forward to when the warranty on my '19 expires.

Release some radioactivity into the car. Wait for the spider to bite you. Fight crime and take pictures for the Daily Bugle.

In the days before HEAT....let alone heated seats or steering wheels...

I spent my youth in Toronto and Ottawa before California came calling. I have too many memories of sitting in the car, freezing my stones off, for that first 10 minutes it takes to warm up.

Android, latest version. Software, latest version. What's the diagnosis, Spock?

I moved to Los Angeles....fixed the cold steering wheel like THAT.

Meh....Dealer's choice.

Is there also a timer counting down towards zero?

Have you tried flowers and a sincere apology instead?

Drive really fast towards the crossing....it always works out for the lead car in the movies. You'll make it.

Yes.....Burbank couldn't fix it after two tries. I took it to Van Nuys for other things. When I picked up my car I noticed it wasn't fixed. The intake guy started to give me a bs story about how it was normal and all cars do the exact same thing. While I was in the process of explaining the...

Has anyone confirmed ONE proven case of unintended acceleration yet?

I would race my P3D more but the neighbors complain about the noise... :)

I had this and they made an adjustment as to how far left the wiper sweeps. Fixed it 95 percent but I still make sure the windows are up while wiping

If it's coming from your house call the Fire Department

Dude, that was days ago. Good for you.

Scroll up and even you should be able to figure it out.

It's called the "passing lane" for a reason and most states have move over laws. That too much for you?

If you set your car to 3, stay the HELL out of the left lanes.