Bezos > Musk

[Jigglypuff]

Bezos is better than Musk.

It's quite simple. Musk made a car that makes farting sounds. That's pretty cool, I guess.

Bezos made a rocket ship that looks like a massive, circumcised penis, including a huge bell end. Then he rode the glans into space.

And so, gents: Bezos > Musk.

 

[Eskimo YoYo]

Someone just watched death to 2021…

 

[cwerdna]

You'd probably enjoy

, if you hadn't seen it already.

 

[daniel]

Bezos is better than Musk.

It's quite simple. Musk made a car that makes farting sounds. That's pretty cool, I guess.

Bezos made a rocket ship that looks like a massive, circumcised penis, including a huge bell end. Then he rode the glans into space.

And so, gents: Bezos > Musk.

Both Bezos and Musk treat their employees like crap. Both have more money than anybody should be allowed to have. Bezos used some of his ill-gotten gains to build the space penis and ride it to the edge of space. Musk builds the best cars on the road, and solar infrastructure, and built the first private company to send supplies and people to the ISS. When Bezos rode his space penis to the bare edge of space for, what?, ten minutes total flight time? he sold tickets to other billionaires and invited a grade-B actor. When Musk decided to send some tourists into orbit (not just to the edge of space) he invited people with interesting backgrounds and took them for free.

Both are billionaires, which is to say people who've gotten obscenely wealthy off the labor of others, but Musk has done some good in the world. Bezos has done nothing positive. He built a retailing empire on sweat-shop labor conditions.

My Model 3 does not make farting sounds. And Musk has built more, and bigger, and better space rockets than Bezos. Bezos is an a.h.

 

[Jigglypuff]

Both Bezos and Musk treat their employees like crap. Both have more money than anybody should be allowed to have. Bezos used some of his ill-gotten gains to build the space penis and ride it to the edge of space. Musk builds the best cars on the road, and solar infrastructure, and built the first private company to send supplies and people to the ISS. When Bezos rode his space penis to the bare edge of space for, what?, ten minutes total flight time? he sold tickets to other billionaires and invited a grade-B actor. When Musk decided to send some tourists into orbit (not just to the edge of space) he invited people with interesting backgrounds and took them for free.

Both are billionaires, which is to say people who've gotten obscenely wealthy off the labor of others, but Musk has done some good in the world. Bezos has done nothing positive. He built a retailing empire on sweat-shop labor conditions.

My Model 3 does not make farting sounds. And Musk has built more, and bigger, and better space rockets than Bezos. Bezos is an a.h.

Grade-B actor? GRADE-B ACTOR? You Kihei people...

 

[daniel]

Grade-B actor? GRADE-B ACTOR? You Kihei people...

I could never figure out why that was a popular show. I thought it was garbage when it first aired. Idiotic premise (people travel faster than light, a concept which actually has no meaning since the speed of light is the fastest speed there is, and every planet they encounter has Earth-normal gravity and an atmosphere they can breathe and creatures that look ALMOST like humans and all speak English). Combined with stupid writing and the most gawd-awful acting imaginable.

So Bezos takes an incompetent actor to space, along with billionaires who paid for their seats, while Musk takes a woman scientist who was denied the opportunity to be an astronaut because of sexism and bigotry in the early years of the space program, along with other people who have done actual good in the world. He takes them for free and turns it into a publicity stunt to raise money for a children's hospital.

Then add that to the fact that Bezos's only interest in space is selling tourism to billionaires, while Musk built a company that has drastically reduced the cost of getting people and stuff into space and is the first American organization to provide transportation to the ISS since the end of the Space Shuttle. And the only way Bezos gets people to "space" is by redefining "space" at the lowest plausible altitude. The space penis is just one small step above the Vomit Comet.

If Musk is a dog, Bezos is the flea on that dog. And Shatner is an amoeba in the gut of that flea.

 

[Jigglypuff]

I don't think anything you have to say is particularly important, but it's fun to watch.

 

[daniel]

I don't think anything you have to say is particularly important, but it's fun to watch.

Very little that's on the internet is particularly important. Mostly, chat boards are people offering their opinions. This thread consists entirely of opinions. I offer mine. I freely admit that my posts are not as interesting as a good cat video.

 

[Jigglypuff]

Very little that's on the internet is particularly important. Mostly, chat boards are people offering their opinions. This thread consists entirely of opinions. I offer mine. I freely admit that my posts are not as interesting as a good cat video.

I think perhaps you did not recognize the spirit of the thread, or not reply in it.

 

[daniel]

I think perhaps you did not recognize the spirit of the thread, or not reply in it.

Probably true, since I cannot read your mind, only your words.