Super bummed to have had this happen within a few miles of the dealer. The alignment error was first, and then the rest started popping up. The regen brakes stopped working which was weird for sure.
I drove it right back and they spent an hour or so working on the alignment but it sounds like it needs a sensor replaced/fixed.
It was supposed to be in getting PPF/tint by now but.....
Good news is they gave me a new Model X as a loaner since I took an Uber to the dealer. Maybe they'll just agree on a swap for all my pain and suffering?