Tesla Time Machine

[Handlebars]

I'm old and slow but not my new "S",
It goes from zero to sixty pretty darned fast.
The sixty for me makes this old man smile,
I go from Eightyseven to Twentyseven in less than a mile.

Handlebars 19 S

 

[qdeathstar]

I once drove my X to nantucket,
where i was met by a man yelling “Suck It!!”
His obnoxious coal roll
darkened more than his soul
Cause AP phantom braked trying to duck it!

 

[designrs]

I go from Eightyseven to Twentyseven in less than a mile.

Handlebars 19 S

Hmmm... well said! Not many things can make an older man feel that good!

 

[PacNWBrian13]

I'm old and slow but not my new "S",
It goes from zero to sixty pretty darned fast.
The sixty for me makes this old man smile,
I go from Eightyseven to Twentyseven in less than a mile.

Handlebars 19 S

It was nice to meet you at the Independence, MO supercharger a few days ago! I hope you enjoyed your reunion and have a safe trip home!

 

[Handlebars]

Enjoyed visiting with both of you at the Independence, Mo SC. I just got home this morning from our 70th high school class of ‘51 reunion.
Guess I need to update the poem to “eighty eight to twenty eight“ now. Guess the smile gets bigger with age. Handlebars.