This is a duplicate of a post in the Tesla General Forum
There is a lot that comes down from high on Bullshit Mountain. What has amazed me for the last 48 hours is how every piece of positive news on Tesla was dissected, repackaged and presented as a negative.
Rather than reading it all and thinking WTF?! Why don’t we take the “narrative” and have some fun with it?
For the most recent news I have some FUD HEADLINES for the promising Tesla news that is already in use:
We have so much to work with.
Now it is your turn...
There is a lot that comes down from high on Bullshit Mountain. What has amazed me for the last 48 hours is how every piece of positive news on Tesla was dissected, repackaged and presented as a negative.
Rather than reading it all and thinking WTF?! Why don’t we take the “narrative” and have some fun with it?
For the most recent news I have some FUD HEADLINES for the promising Tesla news that is already in use:
- Achieving 5k in a surge week = "UNSUSTAINABLE"
- US deliveries paused to have the 200k car delivered in Q3 = "DELIVERIES ARE DOWN"
- Increased assembly-line efficiency = "DISCARDED SAFETY CHECKS"
- The waiting list for the M3 is down commensurate with deliveries = "DECREASED DEMAND”
- New general assembly line built in record time and cost = "TESLA HAS NO IDEA HOW TO BUILD CARS AND IS USING A TENT”
- Tesla opens a factory in China = “DOCUMENTS REVEAL TESLA DOING BUSINESS WITH COMMUNISTS”
- Rare Tesla battery fire never enters the passenger cabin = “YOU CAN’T TOAST YOUR MARSHMALLOWS IN A TESLA”
- Wannabe has an idea for a future electric vehicle = "TESLA KILLER"
- Capital investment = CASH BURN
- Battery Electric Vehicle = POWERED BY CLEAN COAL
We have so much to work with.
Now it is your turn...
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